Sarah Silverman Quotes
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I come from an immigrant culture. I'm only a couple of generations away from having been a servant girl myself.
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I would love to do a period movie. I've always wanted to wear the corset, you know. It's a girl thing!
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By patting somebody on the back, a boy or a girl, a professional dancer, male, female, it really makes people feel good and I know it certainly made me feel good.
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Whenever I'm in the U.K., people say I have an American accent. Which is, obviously, funny.
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When I was a little girl, I used to walk around with a towel on my head, pretending I was a nun. And then one day my mother said, 'Why don't you just become an actress, and then you can pretend you're a nun.'
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Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.
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Basically, I want that relationship where we have that love. I love her so much, and she loves me so much that it's just - you want that relationship where you look into the girl's eyes, and you know that she's everything you've ever wanted. When I find that, I'm going to get it!
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We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's a Very Larry Christmas.' Now it's 'Larry the Cable Guy's Hula-palooza Christmas Luau.' I'll tell you what it is: It's funny. That's what it is. Who cares what the name of it is? It is a funny special.
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What has 'The Patchwork Girl of Oz' got in its favor? Quite a lot, from our point of view in 2009. If you want to see how Oz's creator envisioned his own work, here it is.
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I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.
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I think things are funny when the character is taking it totally seriously.
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A girl must marry for love - and keep on marrying until she finds it.
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I describe myself as someone who was always putting on a show, even when I was a little girl. I wanted to be an actress but I liked organizing everybody and putting on plays. I was a producer.
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The funny thing is that I'm the girl who no one sees at the beach. Ask anyone who's traveled with me. Normally, I'm in so many layers, I look like Lawrence of Arabia!
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I tend to head for what's amusing because a lot of things aren't happy. But usually you can find a funny side to practically anything.
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A great social success is a pretty girl who plays her cards as carefully as if she were plain.
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I definitely at times notice a difference in service when I go out. You know, I can walk in to grab a cup of coffee or walk in to have lunch or dinner, and people definitely seem on their best behavior, which is funny, or I start to see people clean up around me, which I always find really, really amusing.
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I've been in front of a camera since I was a little girl, and that's the medium I understand.
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I am the ultimate California girl, which is funny, being that I'm Canadian.
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My act is pretty much me reflecting on what I want to talk about and what I think is funny and what has happened to me.
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It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.
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And if you don't know? Now you know, nigga.
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You know what gets me? … How everybody says 'fuck' and 'shit' all the time. I used to be scared shitless if I'd say 'fuck' or 'shit' in public, by accident. Now everybody says 'fuck' and 'shit', 'fuck' and 'shit' all the time. Something very big must have happened while we were out of the country.
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I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
