Sarah Silverman Quotes

I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.

Sarah Silverman

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• All the girls today want to be famous, but they haven't earned their spurs.

  

  C. Z. Guest
  • Today
  • Want
  • Famous

• I'm a mother of a three-year-old, but when I started 'California,' my son wasn't even a twinkle in my eye. Because the book took as long as it did, I wrote it before I was pregnant, while I was pregnant, and as a new mother - so I enjoyed a diversity of experiences while creating this world.

  

  Edan Lepucki
  • World
  • Long
  • Book

• Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.

  

  Vicki Lawrence
  • School
  • High
  • Day

• Family is very important to me because that is the footprint we perpetuate. That is, the ripple in the water when the rock first impacts the pool, and it is those waves, that energy that one produces, that determines our direction.

  

  Larry Wilcox
  • Important
  • Family
  • Energy

• I've been hearing fiddle music since I was in the womb, I'm sure.

  

  Natalie MacMaster
  • Music
  • Sure
  • Hearing

• A psychoneurosis must be understood, ultimately, as the suffering of a soul which has not discovered its meaning.

  

  Carl Jung
  • Soul
  • Suffering
  • Meaning

• The biotech game is quickly changing. The people must demand their use of these treatments.

  

  Liz Parrish
  • People
  • Game

• With respect to Barack Obama, let's face it; Barack Obama is an iconic figure in the African-American community. We respect that. We understand that. African-Americans are going to vote for the first black president, especially when he happens to share the liberal politics on economic issues that many in that community hold.

  

  Artur Davis
  • American
  • Black
  • Community

• After spending so much time in America, I started travelling with 'In Defence of English Cooking' by George Orwell. It's archaic and old-fashioned in its Englishness and reminds me of home.

  

  Jamie Hince
  • Time
  • Home
  • America

• In this watering-place I acted an heroic character, badly studied; and being a novice on such a stage, I forgot my part before a pair of lovely blue eyes.

  

  Adelbert von Chamisso
  • Character
  • Eyes
  • Blue

• It's the sad thing about entertainment, it's not always about who is the best.

  

  Jake Roberts
  • Sad

• For years, Trump himself was the Trump Foundation's only source of money: Between 1987 and 2006, he donated $5.4 million.

  

  David Fahrenthold
  • Money
  • Trump

• I learned my color in Europe. I've always been a colorist, I think. I started when I was very young, being a bird-watcher, fascinated by the bird colors.

  

  Ellsworth Kelly
  • Color
  • Bird

• I'm not good when idle.

  

  Joe Wright
  • Good

• In order to figure this artmaking stuff out, it's trial and error and experimentation, and takes some time and hard thinking. Putting work out in many forms and stages is an extension of how I see things. I feel the art process is best served when it invites comments and constructive criticism from people.

  

  Jim Goldberg
  • People
  • Time
  • Work

• Designing a house is like doing a movie: Once you're done, you want to say, 'I hope you all enjoy it.'

  

  Jennifer Aniston
  • Done
  • Movie
  • Hope

• I played football the whole time I was growing up, and through two years of college. I think it's a beautiful game in many respects, one that allows you to follow a player from boyhood through manhood.

  

  Peter Landesman
  • Up
  • Time
  • Game

• I believe that when you find problems, you should also find solutions.

  

  Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala
  • Believe

• That's the thing about Aquaman that's cool is he's not an alien, right? He's from our planet, and he's from a society that we're not privy to in the context of the story.

  

  James Wan
  • Society
  • Cool
  • Alien

• I love wushu a lot and I would love to see it included in future Olympic Games.

  

  Jackie Chan
  • Future
  • See
  • Games

• I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!

  

  Andie MacDowell
  • Time
  • Single
  • Dating

• On a hard jungle journey nothing is so important as having a team you can trust.

  

  Sayyid Tahir al-Hashimi
  • Important
  • Team
  • Trust

• I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.

  

  Sarah Silverman
  • Transvestites