Sarah Silverman Quotes
I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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All the girls today want to be famous, but they haven't earned their spurs.
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I think that the mistakes that anyone can make going on dates is probably not being themselves because you can only trick people for so long.
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I'm a mother of a three-year-old, but when I started 'California,' my son wasn't even a twinkle in my eye. Because the book took as long as it did, I wrote it before I was pregnant, while I was pregnant, and as a new mother - so I enjoyed a diversity of experiences while creating this world.
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Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.
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Family is very important to me because that is the footprint we perpetuate. That is, the ripple in the water when the rock first impacts the pool, and it is those waves, that energy that one produces, that determines our direction.
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I've been hearing fiddle music since I was in the womb, I'm sure.
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A psychoneurosis must be understood, ultimately, as the suffering of a soul which has not discovered its meaning.
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The biotech game is quickly changing. The people must demand their use of these treatments.
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With respect to Barack Obama, let's face it; Barack Obama is an iconic figure in the African-American community. We respect that. We understand that. African-Americans are going to vote for the first black president, especially when he happens to share the liberal politics on economic issues that many in that community hold.
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After spending so much time in America, I started travelling with 'In Defence of English Cooking' by George Orwell. It's archaic and old-fashioned in its Englishness and reminds me of home.
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In this watering-place I acted an heroic character, badly studied; and being a novice on such a stage, I forgot my part before a pair of lovely blue eyes.
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It's the sad thing about entertainment, it's not always about who is the best.
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For years, Trump himself was the Trump Foundation's only source of money: Between 1987 and 2006, he donated $5.4 million.
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I learned my color in Europe. I've always been a colorist, I think. I started when I was very young, being a bird-watcher, fascinated by the bird colors.
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I'm not good when idle.
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In order to figure this artmaking stuff out, it's trial and error and experimentation, and takes some time and hard thinking. Putting work out in many forms and stages is an extension of how I see things. I feel the art process is best served when it invites comments and constructive criticism from people.
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The brighter you are, the more you have to learn.
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Designing a house is like doing a movie: Once you're done, you want to say, 'I hope you all enjoy it.'
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I was a dramatic kid. I remember, I was very young, and once I knew what I wanted to do I, like, created a theater company, and I would direct, and we would sell lemonade to buy props.
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All the beautiful waitresses existed like eternal responsibilities.
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The whole reason for Jazz at the Philharmonic was to take it to places where I could break down segregation.
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You're either humble or you're not. If you were a jerk before the fame, you just become a jerk with a bigger spotlight. Whoever you are really comes through.
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
