Sarah Silverman Quotes
I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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All the girls today want to be famous, but they haven't earned their spurs.
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I'm a mother of a three-year-old, but when I started 'California,' my son wasn't even a twinkle in my eye. Because the book took as long as it did, I wrote it before I was pregnant, while I was pregnant, and as a new mother - so I enjoyed a diversity of experiences while creating this world.
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Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.
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Family is very important to me because that is the footprint we perpetuate. That is, the ripple in the water when the rock first impacts the pool, and it is those waves, that energy that one produces, that determines our direction.
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I've been hearing fiddle music since I was in the womb, I'm sure.
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A psychoneurosis must be understood, ultimately, as the suffering of a soul which has not discovered its meaning.
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The biotech game is quickly changing. The people must demand their use of these treatments.
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With respect to Barack Obama, let's face it; Barack Obama is an iconic figure in the African-American community. We respect that. We understand that. African-Americans are going to vote for the first black president, especially when he happens to share the liberal politics on economic issues that many in that community hold.
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After spending so much time in America, I started travelling with 'In Defence of English Cooking' by George Orwell. It's archaic and old-fashioned in its Englishness and reminds me of home.
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It's the sad thing about entertainment, it's not always about who is the best.
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For years, Trump himself was the Trump Foundation's only source of money: Between 1987 and 2006, he donated $5.4 million.
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I learned my color in Europe. I've always been a colorist, I think. I started when I was very young, being a bird-watcher, fascinated by the bird colors.
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In order to figure this artmaking stuff out, it's trial and error and experimentation, and takes some time and hard thinking. Putting work out in many forms and stages is an extension of how I see things. I feel the art process is best served when it invites comments and constructive criticism from people.
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Designing a house is like doing a movie: Once you're done, you want to say, 'I hope you all enjoy it.'
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I played football the whole time I was growing up, and through two years of college. I think it's a beautiful game in many respects, one that allows you to follow a player from boyhood through manhood.
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I believe that when you find problems, you should also find solutions.
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My dream role would be a role that is entertaining and 'massy,' and it should be able to make people laugh and cry and make the audience scared of me and then make them fall in love with me again.
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The more things change, the more they are the same.
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Oh my life is changing everyday In every possible way And oh my dreams It's never quite as it seems Never quite as it seems.
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Civilization, it was once said, is a race between education and catastrophe - and we intend to win that race for education.
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The truly incredible thing is were realizing that you can perform a two-and-a-half-hour gig without being high and still have a fantastic time.
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I kind of view everybody like a rainbow. Everybody on the planet has all the colors of the rainbow inside.
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
