Sarah Silverman Quotes
I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
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All the girls today want to be famous, but they haven't earned their spurs.
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I think that the mistakes that anyone can make going on dates is probably not being themselves because you can only trick people for so long.
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I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.
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I'm a mother of a three-year-old, but when I started 'California,' my son wasn't even a twinkle in my eye. Because the book took as long as it did, I wrote it before I was pregnant, while I was pregnant, and as a new mother - so I enjoyed a diversity of experiences while creating this world.
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Everybody just told me from the day I went into high school that I looked like Carol Burnett.
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Family is very important to me because that is the footprint we perpetuate. That is, the ripple in the water when the rock first impacts the pool, and it is those waves, that energy that one produces, that determines our direction.
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European citizens expect that there will be also a fair system inside the European Union and in the euro, and that's why we have to have quite hard discipline.
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I've been hearing fiddle music since I was in the womb, I'm sure.
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A psychoneurosis must be understood, ultimately, as the suffering of a soul which has not discovered its meaning.
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The beauty is, while you're working on chipping, you're also working on driving. This is because the bottoms of both swings - the area around impact - are identical.
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The biotech game is quickly changing. The people must demand their use of these treatments.
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With respect to Barack Obama, let's face it; Barack Obama is an iconic figure in the African-American community. We respect that. We understand that. African-Americans are going to vote for the first black president, especially when he happens to share the liberal politics on economic issues that many in that community hold.
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After spending so much time in America, I started travelling with 'In Defence of English Cooking' by George Orwell. It's archaic and old-fashioned in its Englishness and reminds me of home.
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In this watering-place I acted an heroic character, badly studied; and being a novice on such a stage, I forgot my part before a pair of lovely blue eyes.
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It's the sad thing about entertainment, it's not always about who is the best.
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For years, Trump himself was the Trump Foundation's only source of money: Between 1987 and 2006, he donated $5.4 million.
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I learned my color in Europe. I've always been a colorist, I think. I started when I was very young, being a bird-watcher, fascinated by the bird colors.
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I'm not good when idle.
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I think there is something to be said for what you can do when you don't know what you aren't supposed to be able to do.
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In modern novels, there is no one I want to copy. My style 'is a poor thing, but it is my own.'
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He's a character, ... So I take his parameters and don't infuse my issues or parameters one way or the other. He's a guy that is functioning drunk. He has what they call a traveling buzz. He might step out and have a short one at noon, but he never gets falling-down drunk.
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I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There's no place to hide my balls.
