Sarah Silverman Quotes
Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
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In 2005, I had one more year of college left, and I was taking a summer class in Barbados. I got discovered in the airport on my way back and started modeling at the beginning of my senior year at Bucknell.
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I'm an actress, not a pinup.
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I've always watched the political shows.
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But I'm so slow on it because I find it terribly hard writing blind on computers. The computer speaks to me, but it's just so slow, I'm so terribly slow using it.
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History's lesson, of course, is that attempts to suppress free expression have merely confirmed the caricaturists' original critique of heavy-handed and objectionable actions of overreaching governments.
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It is up to God to reveal a religion, but up to us to understand and realise it.
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Many of the problems of poverty and need are really problems of physical infrastructure: not enough hospitals, too few schools, insufficient roads, bridges, and a lack of tools. This is what makes traditional philanthropy so daunting. You could build a thousand new hospitals in some parts of the world and barely make a difference.
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That's the miracle of fiction. I use it to spray on certain moments or places from my youth.
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Because I'm shy and a bit quiet, I think people assume I'm an elegant person.
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Do we need Medicare reform? Yes we do.
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training.
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In politics... never retreat, never retract... never admit a mistake.
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You choose your friends by their character and your socks by their color.
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If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool.
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The American Communists had thrived as champions of domestic reform.
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Beard's secret is always to be slightly on the edge but to pull back from disaster at the last minute.
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I see the value in every kind of music, even country.
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You can't be distracted by the noise of misinformation.
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Confidence starts at home, and something my mother never did was look in the mirror and say she was ugly or fat.
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For every problem, there exists a solution...and at the very least...an opportunity.
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I'm more than just a curvy girl.
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I've done an awful lot of trying to make everybody else okay and happy. I have learned, now it would really be ok to wait for someone who wants to be there for me and partner with me and I'm really looking forward to it.
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Don't tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn't. It's like saying, 'Hey, when you get in the shower, I'm not gonna read your diary.' 'Wait--are you gonna read my diary?' 'No! I said I'm not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!'
