Sarah Silverman Quotes
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It is common knowledge that smoking is considered one of the nation's leading causes of preventable death, but it's less widely known that cigarettes are also the leading cause of fatal fires.
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If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
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A good model can advance fashion by ten years.
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The average full-time working male works more than a full-time working female.
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Women are builders of civil society. We are the ones who are going to build it. You know why? We have no choice. Either you shut up, and you are humiliated, or you do what I'm doing. You scream.
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As long as I have a heartbeat, I'm fine. So I just do what I love, and I do it the best that I can. And if it all goes away, I'll just start over.
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A man in the house is worth two in the street.
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The truest wisdom is a resolute determination.
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I would love to live in India or in the South of France, but Roger Vivier doesn't have offices yet in New Delhi or Jaipur.
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I'm not really that interested in going back to playing small supporting roles.
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I think it's more important to be fit so that you can be healthy and enjoy activities than it is to have a good body.
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Because of the Chinese culture of obedience, you don't ask questions... You follow and obey.
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The obsession required to see a feature through from concept to release is not a rational thing to do with your brief time on this planet. Nor is it something to which an intelligent person should aspire.
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Working with Waylon Jennings and Willie Nelson takes you up another level.
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Corn is the leading food and feed crop of the United States in geographic range of production, acreage, and quantity of product. The vital importance of a large acreage of this crop, properly cared for, therefore, is obvious.
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You can give your Social Security check to any organization, public or private, or to individuals. You can donate it to your favorite political party. You can give the funds to a student scholarship - for your grandchildren, for example - or to somebody who has a medical need. Or you can invest your government check in free enterprise.
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I have fought my own battle with depression, and it was important for me to bring a little awareness about it for others.
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Just be comfortable with who you are.
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If you're secure in yourself, and even if you're not secure in yourself, you don't need to bully.
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Comedy is a tool of togetherness. It's a way of putting your arm around someone, pointing at something, and saying, 'Isn't it funny that we do that?' It's a way of reaching out.
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Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care. I just do comedy.
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I went to school with Steven Wright, who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that he was in a club doing standup comedy. I went down to his club and he was great. Another friend of mine, who was pretty much a thief by trade, was hosting the show. So I thought, 'If these guys can do it, then so can I.'
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The truth is, I've denied it for years, but I love deconstructing comedy.
