Scott Adams Quotes
I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
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My writing is a very authentic journey of discovery. I'm going out there to learn who I am. My readers, consequently, take the same journey as my protagonist.
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I am such a do-goody, people-pleasing kid - or I was - I don't think I've ever been fired, not even from an ice cream shop, magician for kids' parties, not even in my early jobs in radio.
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All the big online retailers are looking at how to enter the Russian market.
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In general, I tend to laugh too much. I always try to tell myself not to, but I think that's just part of getting through the job. It's not rocket science. I want to have a good time!
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If you look at the polling around climate change in this country before 'Sandy', that was kind of the low point in terms of Americans believing that climate change was real and that humans were causing it.
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Why not celebrate those who want to marry and bring up a family?
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Life is one big love story with hundreds of little love stories within it.
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Poverty is not the simple result of bad geography, bad culture, bad history. It's the result of us: of the ways that people choose to organize their societies.
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I have a ranch, which is my favorite place in the world.
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Are we really so far from the Victorians? Much of what our society holds important was shaped in the 19th century.
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It's really wonderful to be able to be nobody, and then have a moment when I can be somebody, and then go right back to being nobody again.
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I think legislation needs to put an end to doctors profiting on businesses to which they can funnel patients - that is business, not medicine. If you try to call it medicine, then it is corruption. Without legislation, it will keep happening.
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I like to be involved with the scriptwriter early on, helping shape the story, and working out how the story can be told directorially.
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They can put me in a jungle. Still, I can create.
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Since we are not permitted to act, we are obliged to know.
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I hate auditions.
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The climate has always changed - after all, we've had numerous ice ages without human influence - but human activity has undoubtedly exacerbated Earth's natural trends beyond its capacity to adjust.
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Housing is a relatively small sector of the economy, and its decline should be self-correcting.
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I was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma.
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I was playing sports all the time, and my parents, Anne and John, encouraged me to play in grade school and high school.
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I internalise things. My sorrows and joys are private.
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I'm not very relaxed; I always need to be doing something.
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To all that he touched he gave a new meaning, a new color, a new outline, a new loveliness, and a new poignancy.
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I calculated the total time that humans have waited for web pages to load. It cancels out all the productivity gains of the information age. Sometimes I think the web is a big plot to keep people like me away from normal society.
