Scott Adams Quotes
Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.

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Most of the people who act and sing do so for their own pleasure and that of their friends and family.
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I'm lucky enough to do what I like for work - not everyone's that fortunate.
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The taps with the bat on the spikes are one for my grandmother, one for my grandfather, one for my little sister. Then the one on the helmet is showing faith in God that I can do it.
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I love coming to London and seeing what people on the street are wearing.
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In my eyes, there's no one better than Stevie Wonder. He's a top dude.
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That's the one regret I have in all the years that I've played professional sports, that I didn't win a championship in the N.F.L. And that's why you play on any level of team sports: you want to win a championship as part of a team.
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The American Negro has no conception of the hundreds of millions of other non-whites' concern for him: he has no conception of their feeling of brotherhood for and with him.
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The cool thing about reading is that when you read a short story or you read something that takes your mind and expands where your thoughts can go, that's powerful.
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I guess some kids around me had to grow up quickly, had all those problems. But I wasn't one of those kids, or around those kids, not at all.
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I'm too obsessed that the people who say critical things about me are right, even though I'm getting to do something I love.
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If I lift any weights, I do it more for explosion, but I really use my body weight to build up muscle and strength.
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For everything I do, I think about a 6-year-old girl and her mom that I saw at my concert last night. I think about what those two individuals would think if I were at a club last night. I never want to be arrested, and I never want to get a DUI, those are my moral values.
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I once pitched this show that was just like 'Quantum Leap,' in terms of the set-up, and I got a pass because they said 'Quantum Leap' didn't work, even though it was on for six or seven seasons. You can't say 'Quantum Leap' didn't work!
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By being friends with all, we are not alone.
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I don't watch a lot of TV.
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Call a man 'ignorant,' and you have license to show the world your vast fund of knowledge and wise him up.
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Who wants to go beyond the Bojador Must go beyond pain.
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Perhaps we'd understood each other too well to be attracted to one another. There were no occlusions in communication, those breaks in understanding that awaken desire.
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'No one is useless in this world,' retorted the Secretary, 'who lightens the burden of it for any one else.'
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If you want to go beyond that small percentage of people who are already environmentally and scientifically aware, you have to make your work somehow link with a passion, interest, or profession of someone who isn't interested in science or nature.
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Known as the biosphere to scientists and as the creation to theologians, all of life together consists of a membrane around earth so thin that it cannot be seen edgewise from a satellite yet so prodigiously diverse that only a tiny fraction of species have been discovered and named.
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Adornment, what a science! Beauty, what a weapon! Modesty, what elegance!
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Science is a good thing. News reporters are good things too. But it's never a good idea to put them in the same room.