Scott Adams Quotes
It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.

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'Lovejoy' has a special place in my heart because it was through my efforts that the series first came to the screen.
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I hope everybody enjoys our input on 'Black Water' - it sure was a lot of fun getting to record it.
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I have to admit that I can't take a whole fig and eat it on its own as I would a peach or mango. It's just too much.
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My dad always used to tell me that if they challenge you to an after-school fight, tell them you won't wait-you can kick their ass right now.
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I love the ending of a movie where two people end up together. Preferably if there's rain and an airport or running or a confession of love.
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I was fortunate to have teachers that were flexible with allowing me to miss more class than I was supposed to be able to, for the sake of being able to tour.
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I think the moment you start trying to please a fan base is when you start going downhill. I'm going to always, always write about what I want, even if it doesn't necessarily cater to most of them.
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I'd like to do a story about the medieval ages where in every scene you'd sort of feel that you were in the 12th century. That would be great to get that feeling.
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I would love an upgrade from the Nielsen box; it feels so antiquated to me.
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In the end, the railroads made America and nanotech will make the 21st century, and that is the end of the story. The beginning of the story and the end of the story.
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All the other characters are so well-rounded, and it's just frustrating because female characters aren't. It's not that they're badly written, they're just underwritten. They have no internal monologues; they could be absolutely anyone.
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Since Baby’s birth, she had learned that the first few months of motherhood were about fatigue and leakiness.
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lf l am not mistaken, the words 'art' and 'artist' did not exist during the Renaissance and before: there were simply architects, sculptors, and painters, practicing a trade.
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A system must be managed. It will not manage itself. Left to themselves in the Western world, components become selfish, competitive, independent profit centres, and thus destroy the system. . . . The secret is cooperation between components toward the aim of the organization. We can not afford the destructive effect of competition.
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I plunged in, and set up a Twitter account. My first problem was that there were already two Margaret Atwoods on Twitter, one of them with my picture. This grew; I gave commands; then all other Margaret Atwoods stopped together. I like to think they were sent to a nunnery, but in any case they disappeared. The Twitterpolice had got them. I felt a bit guilty.
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Natura il fece, e poi roppe la stampa.
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And if nothing is repeated in the same way, all things are last things.
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Novelists are in the business of constructing consciousness out of words, and that's what we all do, cradle to grave. The self is a story we tell.
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My roots were in acting. That's all I wanted to be. Even though my father was a radio comedian, it wasn't cool to say, at a young age, 'I want to be a comedian.'
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If you want to get a facelift, get a facelift. Don't sit there and talk about why you got it because of the pressure.
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Memory is a way of telling you what's important to you.
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Don't listen to the fools who say that pictures of people can be of no consequence, or that painting is dead. There is much to be done.
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When I see young people interested in music. I always look out for that passion in their eyes. You never know where that might lead.
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It doesn't take many people to have a bad sense of humor to get in trouble at a corporation.