Scott Aukerman Quotes
When people look at the ratings and they're bad, I think people can get an idea of "Why would they even make the show?" And to a certain extent, original programming for any network is a loss leader to try to get you to keep the channel on your cable package.

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A thousand years will pass and the guilt of Germany will not be erased.
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I think everyone who goes to see a 'Bond' movie expects to be impressed by the look and the locations chosen. Certainly I was when I grew up watching them, and I don't think that's changed in the last 50 years.
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We should read music in the same way that an educated adult will read a book: in silence, but imagining the sound.
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You don't want to take the world over with a whole hamper full of dirty clothes. That's the main thing people overlook. And take a shower, take a bath every day.
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I've always loved performing and, especially, love for the people. That's what keeps me going.
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I'm not a professional politician, I'm a problem solver.
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Hold puppies, kittens, and babies anytime you get the chance.
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I see myself as a composer who plays music and likes to play with other people, and not just as a solo artist.
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Japan is the largest creditor country in the world, so we have made contributions to the stability of international markets and we want this IMF meeting to confirm that we will continue to contribute.
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I found that I was much more interested in writing and that I didn't like the illustrating at all. I had always been the hardest on myself when I drew and painted. I am not hard on myself when I write. I like what I write, so it is a much happier process.
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I did model for a little while part-time, but I wasn't a bloody model, and I am definitely not that horrible thing 'model-turned-actress.'
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One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation.
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Knavery and flattery are blood relations.
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I can't imagine a person becoming a success who doesn't give this game of life everything he's got.
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Obama reminds me of the black kid at a white school that don't nobody want to play with.
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Can ye fathom the ocean, dark and deep, where the mighty waves and the grandeur sweep?
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I am a conservative and proud of it.
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You have to invest the money in a certain thing, because, you know, at 40, I want to enjoy my life. So I do a lot of investments. Apartments back in Russia and New York. It's a good thing to do.
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We talk about institutions that are too big to fail - I think the story is as much about people who think they are too big to fail.
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There are times when even justice brings harm with it.
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I didn't let anyone push me into things I didn't want to do where my career was concerned. So why did I crumble when it came to men?
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When you wear a mask and create a character, nothing will pigeonhole you faster.
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In my opinion, the only people who should have handguns are the police.
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When people look at the ratings and they're bad, I think people can get an idea of "Why would they even make the show?" And to a certain extent, original programming for any network is a loss leader to try to get you to keep the channel on your cable package.