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Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal.
Nancy Cartwright -
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything!
Nancy Cartwright
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The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
Nancy Cartwright -
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little.
Nancy Cartwright -
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
Nancy Cartwright -
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
Nancy Cartwright -
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
Nancy Cartwright -
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Nancy Cartwright
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I will not get very far with this attitude.
Nancy Cartwright -
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
Nancy Cartwright -
Bart's voice Yo, what’s happenin' man, this is Bart Simpson laughs, normal voice ... Bart's voice Just kidding, don’t hang up, this is Nancy Cartwright.
Nancy Cartwright -
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force.
Nancy Cartwright -
Rufus because my diaphragm gets a workout while trying to utilize the 18 vocal sounds a mole makes. Chuckie because ... he's an asthmatic with five personalities rolled into one-plus I have to do the voice the way Christine Cavanaugh did it for 10 years.
Nancy Cartwright -
Devious, underachieving, school-hating, irreverent, and clever.
Nancy Cartwright
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The best acting job in the world.
Nancy Cartwright -
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through.
Nancy Cartwright -
Every Sunday I’d take a 20-minute bus ride to his house in Beverley Hills for a one-hour lesson and be there for four hours ... They had four sons, they didn’t have a daughter and I kind of fitted in as the baby of the family.
Nancy Cartwright -
As long as I was an actress, I was going to find related work in the industry. There were plenty of opportunities. And fortunately I'm just pushy enough to find and get myself in touch with those who can provide such opportunities.
Nancy Cartwright