Steve Martin Quotes
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	I used to write bits and pieces of comedy material for various comics that were at the Windmill... as well as my film job, I was under contract, I was allowed to do that and everything.   
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	My type is really young, short, athletic, and smart. I know, you want to be with someone who's going to be your friend - yeah, yeah, yeah. I want the Adonis line, the two down the hips to the waist. And a guy has to be able to accept criticism about his clothing. I can be very particular about what I like and don't like.   
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	I looked it at like this way. To get folks to like you, as a screen player I mean, I figured you had to sort of be their ideal. I don't mean a handsome knight riding a white horse, but a fella who answered the description of a right guy.   
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	As soon as I could talk, I chose shorts to wear.   
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	Just because someone is holding a gun doesn't make an image controversial. It all depends on where you put the gun, who is holding it.   
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	I was always running off to the city, whether it was Philly or New York, going somewhere where there was something more for me.   
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	Shall we, who have laid the proud British lion at our feet, now be afraid of his whelps?   
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	Unite liberality with a just frugality; always reserve something for the hand of charity; and never let your door be closed to the voice of suffering humanity.   
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	Take responsibility. Step up and step in. Because at the end of the day, folks, we are our behaviors.   
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	I've become more and more aware of the promise and struggle to teach the global mind nowadays because I use every chance I get to ask faculty and administrators of management education programs why we don't offer at least one course - not even required, just an elective - on the world's religions.   
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	Instead, we try to apply Aesop's 2,600-year-old equation to opportunities in which we have reasonable confidence as to how many birds are in the bush and when they will emerge (a formulation that my grandsons would probably update to 'A girl in a convertible is worth five in the phonebook.').   
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	I often wonder that if I had met Hitler, I reckon I might have found some streak of decency in him.   
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	凡是敵人反對的,我們就要擁護;凡是敵人擁護的,我們就要反對。   
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	After the gold was removed from my body I felt lighter, more free. They say this is what happens if you lack metal. You begin to think as an independent person.   
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	The moral precept to adopt...is: Judge, and be prepared to be judged.   
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	BULLSHIT. Have you _looked_ at the patches you are talking about? You should have - several of them bear your name. ... As it is, the patches are COMPLETE AND UTTER GARBAGE. ... WHAT THE F*CK IS GOING ON?   
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	Friends,   
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	I'm singing these songs to inspire you, to keep you going, to lift you up and give you a reason to get up in the morning.   
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	The Japanese say, If the flower is to be beautiful, it must be cultivated.   
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	Dedication to quality, community, and originality without exception.   
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	The question is not Will you succeed? but rather, Will you matter?   
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	When we recognize the rod of a father, should we not show ourselves docile children rather than rebelliously desperate men who have been hardened in their evil doings?   
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	poverty is like a pain, dormant and unbearable as long as you don't move about too much. You grow used to it, you end up by paying no attention to it. But once you presume to bring it out in the daylight, it becomes terrifying, you see it at last in all its squalor and you shrink from exposing it to the sun.   
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	It's pain that changes our lives.   
 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					 
					