Steve Martin Quotes

I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

Steve Martin

• Cat
• Fur
• Baths

• Previous
• Next

Quotes to Explore

• I cry all the time. I love to laugh, too. It's important to create an environment for yourself where you feel what you need to and don't hold it in.

  

  Kaley Cuoco
  • Time
  • Important
  • Love

• I had never used the prefix 'Dr.' with my name, but when I started with NASA, I had to. Otherwise, I could not get past the secretaries.

  

  Nancy Roman
  • Past
  • Never
  • Name

• My health is fine.

  

  Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
  • Health
  • Fine

• I can't predict the future. All I know is that if we continue down the path we're on, the Affordable Care Act will implode on itself. People will be without insurance.

  

  Ted Yoho
  • People
  • Future
  • Path

• True, I am in love with suffering, but I do not know if I deserve the honor.

  

  Saint Ignatius
  • Love
  • True
  • Suffering

• I bought my first electric guitar when I moved to Memphis; a Gibson with a DeArmond pickup which I used with a small Gibson amplifier.

  

  B. B. King
  • Small
  • First
  • Guitar

• At the beginning of the twentieth century, every single leading Muslim intellectual was in love with the west, and wanted their countries to look just like Britain and France.

  

  Karen Armstrong
  • Love
  • Single
  • Beginning

• In 2005 in Iraq, the constitution was written. A new government was elected. That government was trying to take office in 2006.

  

  Jack Keane
  • Trying
  • Government
  • Constitution

• In all my life, I have never been free. I have never been able to do anything with freedom, except in the field of my writing.

  

  Langston Hughes
  • Life
  • Writing
  • Free

• Kevin Systrom of Instagram used to work for us as a consultant in the early days of Mint. I knew him a long time ago. Maybe I could have gotten in there. But with photo sharing, I don't know if there's an obvious business model. I don't think there's a competitive, sustainable advantage.

  

  Aaron Patzer
  • Time
  • Work
  • Long

• Some people don't like my songs because they think they're too simple or easy or not that thought-out. I feel like the way I write is pretty simple, in some ways, because I'm trying to connect. I want a lot of people to hear it, and be moved in some way.

  

  Langhorne Slim
  • People
  • Trying
  • Pretty

• 'If I could just get a nuclear device inside Foggy Bottom, I think that's the answer.' (talking about the United States State Department) 2

  

  Pat Robertson

• I'm not backing down on immigration. I'm not backing down on the wall.

  

  Luther Strange
  • Wall
  • Immigration

• I can be bought, but not bored.

  

  Alfred Lunt
  • Bored

• The world changes in direct proportion to the number of people willing to be honest about their lives.

  

  Armistead Maupin
  • People
  • World

• I was given a dictionary when I was seven, and I read it because I had nothing else to read. I read it the way you read a book.

  

  Jamaica Kincaid
  • Book

• I've never categorically been a banker. I had two internships while I was at university. The decision was more banking, or magic, and I went with the latter.

  

  Drummond Money-Coutts
  • Decision
  • Magic

• A Palestinian state will never be created by terror.

  

  Elliott Abrams

• 'The Art Student's War' is, at its core, a traditional American wartime love story. As such, it is timely and engrossing. By the end, all its principal characters 'have been to Hell and back.'

  

  Floyd Skloot
  • Art
  • War
  • Story

• Thank God I never lost that childlike innocence and the purity of vision and naivete. …That childlike innocence was most useful, because if I was a bit wiser, I wouldn't have been able to do anything, perhaps. So I'm glad I was not smart.

  

  Imelda Marcos
  • God
  • Lost
  • Vision

• The imagined beings have their insides on the outside; they are visible souls. And man as a whole, Man pitted against the universe, have we seen him at all till we see that he is like a hero in a fairy tale?

  

  C. S. Lewis
  • Universe
  • Hero

• Quick, how do you pick up a cat?" "Buy her a drink.

  

  Elizabeth Chandler
  • Cat
  • Drink
  • Picks

• Over the years, God and St. Therese have kept me going no matter how bad things were.

  

  Tara Lipinski
  • God
  • Bad
  • Me

• I just gave my cat a bath. Now how do I get all this fur off my tounge?

  

  Steve Martin
  • Cat
  • Fur
  • Baths