Nikki Glaser Quotes
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.
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I think writers have to be proactive: they've got to use new technology and social media. Yes, it's hard to get noticed by traditional publishers, but there's a great deal of opportunity out there if you've got the right story.
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I started at the age of 8 and have been lucky to be still working.
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I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.
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I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.
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I firmly believe that if your environment works for you and your family, it translates into a better life.
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Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.
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The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all.
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History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions; the study of answers belongs to anthropology and sociology.
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Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
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It's a long, hard, difficult process to make it to a national championship.
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The stars that have most glory have no rest.
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There is a tendency to try to dumb everything down and turn everything into a one-paragraph press release or even less, just a slogan.
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Our children think our world will end. It's a tragic thing. Adults don't think that. They don't see that we are eating the planet. But we are. If you take all the biomass of vertebrates on the planet, 98% are men and their domestic animals. All the wild animals in the world make up only 2%.
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Visit any bookshop in Europe, and the shelves are filled with English novels and non-fiction books in translation - while British bookshops stock mainly English and American works.
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I'm either going to be a writer or a bum.
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At Performa in New York, there are a lot of commissions, but Manchester Festival is the only festival where everything is fully produced by the festival.
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If you got the DVD you can see that George Lucas has taken that person out, as well as the voice, and we shot this scene when we arrived in Australia during the actual filming of Episode 3.
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My humor is my creativity, and my skepticism is a gift.
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A vitamin is a substance you get sick from if you don't eat it.
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As a result of 50 years of emancipation, feminine qualities were dying out or being transferred to the males. Pansies of both sexes were everywhere, not yet completely homosexual, but confused not knowing what they were. The result was a herd of unhappy sexual misfits... the women wanting to dominate and the men to be nannied.
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Parker's grand slam is the same as going 4 for 4, even though he went 1 for 4.
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Being an umpire wasn't such a tough job. You really have to understand only two things and that's maintaing discipline and knowing the rule book.
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As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.
