Nikki Glaser Quotes
As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.
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I think writers have to be proactive: they've got to use new technology and social media. Yes, it's hard to get noticed by traditional publishers, but there's a great deal of opportunity out there if you've got the right story.
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I started at the age of 8 and have been lucky to be still working.
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I'm very intelligent. I'm capable of doing everything put to me. I've launched a perfume and want my own hotel chain. I'm living proof blondes are not stupid.
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I'm doing naughty things, I'm drinking too much, I'm going to clubs. It really didn't matter to me, other than the fact that some parents wouldn't let their kids hang out with me.
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I firmly believe that if your environment works for you and your family, it translates into a better life.
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Your audience gives you everything you need. They tell you. There is no director who can direct you like an audience.
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The future lies in designing and selling computers that people don't realize are computers at all.
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History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions; the study of answers belongs to anthropology and sociology.
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Be smarter than other people, just don't tell them so.
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It's a long, hard, difficult process to make it to a national championship.
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The stars that have most glory have no rest.
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There is a tendency to try to dumb everything down and turn everything into a one-paragraph press release or even less, just a slogan.
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Our children think our world will end. It's a tragic thing. Adults don't think that. They don't see that we are eating the planet. But we are. If you take all the biomass of vertebrates on the planet, 98% are men and their domestic animals. All the wild animals in the world make up only 2%.
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Visit any bookshop in Europe, and the shelves are filled with English novels and non-fiction books in translation - while British bookshops stock mainly English and American works.
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I'm either going to be a writer or a bum.
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At Performa in New York, there are a lot of commissions, but Manchester Festival is the only festival where everything is fully produced by the festival.
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If you got the DVD you can see that George Lucas has taken that person out, as well as the voice, and we shot this scene when we arrived in Australia during the actual filming of Episode 3.
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My humor is my creativity, and my skepticism is a gift.
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We're talking about the Olympics. We're talking about trying to win the gold medal. All of these things can be overwhelming. But regardless of whether I win a gold medal or never compete again, I just have to trust that God has a plan for my life and I'm called to be His representative through the sport and outside of the sport.
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Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them.
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My parents never understood me; they were Japanese.
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My wife's gotten really lazy, or as she calls it, 'pregnant.'
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To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths!
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As far as how I approach the humor, I think the best comedy is going to happen when I'm myself and act organically to a news item or situation.
