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		I thought I'd be living a much more bohemian life and be very poor. I never thought I'd do comedy or be married living in the suburbs. Every time I try to plan my life out it just doesn't come to pass, and I think that's a great experience.
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Michael Ian Black 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
	
	
	
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		It isn't what I do, but how I do it. It isn't what I say, but how I say it, and how I look when I do it and say it. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Mae West 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I think the Catholic faith is consistent with the kind of conservatism I believe in. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Pat Buchanan 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		One of the things we found out as we filmed with people who dealt with chimps, and with all animals, and it's really incredible, is their levels of intelligence that we don't recognize right away. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				D. A. Pennebaker 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Be realistic and truthful - and tell Hong Kong businessmen honestly that they should go for long-term investments since it is unlikely money can be made in the short haul. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Zhu Rongji 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Zach Braff 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I see it every day: People trying to create a home that somebody else tells them they should have. I don't care if it's a magazine or a bossy friend - when somebody says, 'This is what's elegant, this is what's trendy,' if it doesn't represent you, you're not going to be happy. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Nate Berkus 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	 
		
		
	
	
	
	
		No other terms than unconditional and immediate surrender. I propose to move immediately upon your works. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Ulysses S. Grant 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Yet now, as he roared across the night sky toward an unknown destiny, he found himself facing that bleak and ultimate question which so few men can answer to their satisfaction. What have I done with my life, he asked himself, that the world will be poorer if I leave it. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Arthur C. Clarke 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		You don't know what you're going to get into when you follow your bliss. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				James Hillman 
			 
		 
	
	
	 
	
	
	
	
		I do this system called TRX. It was developed by a Navy SEAL and is basically a simple cord that you can wrap around something anywhere, anytime, and you use your body weight as resistance. We installed one in our home gym, but you can also attach it to a tree. It's very easy to travel with. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Elizabeth Banks 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		Today, the theory of evolution is an accepted fact for everyone but a fundamentalist minority, whose objections are based not on reasoning but on doctrinaire adherence to religious principles. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				James D. Watson 
			 
		 
	
	
  
	 
	
	
	
	
		I went to Princeton, I minored in women's studies. 
	
	 
	
		
			
				
					
						 
				
				Jennifer Weiner