Michael Ian Black Quotes
Hosting a show, even a talk show or a game show, there's so much business you have to conduct. There's so much guiding you have to do.
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Just because a rapper is white, I don't feel the need to attack them.
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If you listen to Giuliani, it's like nobody did anything to improve the city except him. I'm not part of the history. Bloomberg's not part of the history. It's like, he did it. He's the only one. That's why he's a little crazy.
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The importance of creativity in our country is greatly misunderstood.
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You take a vacation to a place like Thailand and you're ready for the excitement of something new and foreign. But when you're working 14-hour days, all you want is something familiar to ground you. And there's just nothing there.
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I'm a little bit of a hippie at heart, so I always wear things that are comfortable and flowing.
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So, I didn't get moved up because of celebrity status or anything like that. I got in line, and I passed the test. And they realized that I was sick enough, and as soon as the liver became available, I got one.
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I learned jazz; that comes from blues. I learned rock; that comes from blues. I learned pop; that comes from blues. Even dance, that comes from blues, with the answer-and-response.
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Personally, the worst thing a boy can do to a girl is to ignore her while she's loving him with all her heart.
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We're not living in a one-dimensional society. You can't just talk about, you know, the horrible things in life and the destruction.
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Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around.
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Paintin they own pictures then they crop me in But I will remain where the top begins
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The problem is not one of rogue cops. The problem is a problem of rogue leadership. The problem is a problem of immoral leadership. We have heard a lot about public morality and moral leadership in the last year. But very little of it focuses on the immoral conduct we're complaining about today.
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Odors from decaying food wafting through the air when the door is opened, colorful mold growing between a wet gym uniform and thedamp carpet underneath, and the complete supply of bath towels scattered throughout the bedroom can become wonderful opportunities to help your teenager learn once again that the art of living in a community requires compromise, negotiation, and consensus.
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A word is worth a thousand images.
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In spite of some bad experiences, I'm a firm believer in the trial and error method of learning.
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I'm completely the opposite of what I play on 'Game of Thrones.'
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True thinkers are characterized by a blending of clearness and mystery.
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For the three years I lived in New York leading up to moving out to Los Angeles for 'Mad Men,' I was an office temp at Ernst & Young in Times Square. That's about as desk-jobby as it can get. There was a lot of, 'Go two floors up and make a copy of this and then bring it to me.'
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You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed.
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When I come back like Jordan, wearing the 4-5. It ain't to play games with you, it's to aim at you, probably maim you. If I owe you I'm blowin' you to smithereens.
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Hosting a show, even a talk show or a game show, there's so much business you have to conduct. There's so much guiding you have to do.
