Ian Kelsey Quotes
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Painting what I experience, translating what I feel, is like a great liberation. But it is also work, self-examination, consciousness, criticism, struggle.
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When you're a teenager, you want to meet a lot of girls - you want to get the most girls. You don't know anything about respect; you don't know anything about being faithful and loyal to your girlfriend.
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'The Wire' really is an American classic, and I think that's something to be very proud of.
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I think we all carry the seeds of our own destruction. You really have to be aware that just because something is good, it doesn't mean it's not going to trigger a self-destructive impulse.
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I think Hillary Clinton is a good and effective secretary of state.
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You can never fully put your finger on the reason why you're suddenly, inexplicably compelled to explore one life as opposed to another.
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I read the paper every day and the Bible every day; that way I know what both sides are up to.
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So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It's paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame joke-telling. They're drawn to it as a career move.
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Michael Jackson, he used to chase relevancy all the time. He always wanted to go a little bigger and better and keep that audience. There was never a point where Michael was going to feel like, 'I've got to play the Nokia, and that's all I'm going to pull in is the Nokia.' That would not have been acceptable.
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My dancing is Hawaiian-inspired but I also get a little fresh when it comes to my faster songs.
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A great calamity is as old as the trilobites an hour after it has happened.
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If uncovering the truth is the greatest challenge of nonfiction writing, it is also the greatest reward.
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I think the government should be out of the marriage business and leave marriage to the churches.
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I could live on challah bread, the Jewish kosher bread, quite happily.
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The essence of all religions is one. Only their approaches are different.
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The trouble with the profit system has always been that it was highly unprofitable to most people.
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I'm free to see things objectively because I don't consider myself American, and I don't consider myself British or Indian. I'm kind of an amalgam or mongrel of a lot of different places and experiences. In a lot of ways it's been a good thing for me. It's enabled me to do what I do on 'The Daily Show.'
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You cannot come here because you are not white.
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I'm an adventurer. There are so many things I'd like to do. I'd love to do an Angelina Jolie and dress in lycra and kick the crap out of somebody in a movie. It doesn't matter how rubbish the script is.
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I was always much impressed, in reading prison memoirs of revolutionists, such as Lenin and Trotsky … by the amount of reading they did, the languages they studied, the range of their plans for a better social order. (Or rather, for a new social order.) In the Acts of the Apostles there are constant references to the Way and the New Man.
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Lead yourself whenever your boss' leadership deteriorates. When your boss doesn't praise what you do, praise yourself. When your boss doesn't make you big, make yourself big. Remember, if you have done your best, failure does not count.
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I joke that my niche in Hollywood has been naked foreigners.
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My sense of romance stretches a little further than a barrage balloon.
