Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!

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I like 'The Nightly Show.' People ask me what it is, and I say, 'If you're watching 'The Daily Show,' and it feels like it's getting a little darker, you're probably watching 'The Nightly Show.''
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It's nice to know about something as soon as it happens, and obviously a newspaper can't provide that.
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I've bought some Lanvin snake-print wedges, so maybe you'll see me pushing the pram in those and my hotpants!
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When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.
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There is plenty of building material and more than enough manpower to make a decent home for every Cuban. But if we continue to wait for the golden calf, a thousand years will have gone by, and the problem will remain the same.
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When I'm performing, I'm not even thinking about the song. I'm thinking about the audience.
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
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Everything I want to do in my life, I want to be at the top.
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'Radioactive' is the fall out of my life's inspirations, a testament to my ability to survive it all and to tell the story.
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There seems little reason to prescribe anti-depressant medication to any but the most severely depressed patients.
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My 2020 Vision for India is to transform it into a developed nation. That cannot be abstract; it is a lifeline.
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We condemn any kind of abuse of Muslim women or women anywhere in the world.
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We're more sexually repressed than men, having been given a much more strict puritanical code of behavior than men ever have.
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There's a lot of things I want to do. I want to learn Italian. I want to learn to play tennis better. I want to motivate the world, basically.
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No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.
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I'm based in London now. I'm renting an apartment, making my own little home. It's great because I am around people all the time and I need my own space to get away from it all.
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And then we watched an amazing number of movies from the late '60s and '70s, which is my favorite time, and we studied their camera movements, their stocks, the way they lit stuff, the colors they used.
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One of the great things about music is how it can take you places.
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Behold him setting in his western skies,The shadows lengthening as the vapours rise.
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In short: Readily available low-cost life insurance would be a threat to the industry, and whatever threatens the life insurance industry threatens America.
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I've seen 'Goodfellas' a hundred times, and one of the things that I take away from that movie is dynamic pacing and energy. I just think that film is sort of a paragon of excellence in filmmaking and the compression of narrative.
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My mother-in-law's so fat that when she passes her handbag from hand to hand she throws it.
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Some songs you get. Some songs you may not. And I think that's the beauty of art: to question and to ask, to understand the deeper meaning after two or three or four listenings.
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I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!