Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
Quotes to Explore
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It is by a wise economy of nature that those who suffer without change, and whom no one can help, become uninteresting. Yet so it may happen that those who need sympathy the most often attract it the least.
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I like 'The Nightly Show.' People ask me what it is, and I say, 'If you're watching 'The Daily Show,' and it feels like it's getting a little darker, you're probably watching 'The Nightly Show.''
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It's nice to know about something as soon as it happens, and obviously a newspaper can't provide that.
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The single best piece of advice I give to aspiring writers is to always write about things that they know. I suggest that they write about people and places and events and conflicts they are familiar with. That way their writing will be real and hopefully readers will respond to it. I try to take my own advice.
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I've bought some Lanvin snake-print wedges, so maybe you'll see me pushing the pram in those and my hotpants!
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When you've heard one bagpipe tune, you've heard them both.
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There is plenty of building material and more than enough manpower to make a decent home for every Cuban. But if we continue to wait for the golden calf, a thousand years will have gone by, and the problem will remain the same.
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When I'm performing, I'm not even thinking about the song. I'm thinking about the audience.
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Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells.
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Everything I want to do in my life, I want to be at the top.
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'Radioactive' is the fall out of my life's inspirations, a testament to my ability to survive it all and to tell the story.
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There seems little reason to prescribe anti-depressant medication to any but the most severely depressed patients.
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My 2020 Vision for India is to transform it into a developed nation. That cannot be abstract; it is a lifeline.
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We condemn any kind of abuse of Muslim women or women anywhere in the world.
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We're more sexually repressed than men, having been given a much more strict puritanical code of behavior than men ever have.
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There's a lot of things I want to do. I want to learn Italian. I want to learn to play tennis better. I want to motivate the world, basically.
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No passion so effectually robs the mind of all its powers of acting and reasoning as fear.
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I'm based in London now. I'm renting an apartment, making my own little home. It's great because I am around people all the time and I need my own space to get away from it all.
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Bless our Mountain Greenery home!In a mountain greeneryWhere God paints the sceneryJust two crazy people together
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I've gone on workout regimes, but I seem to have a system that is very resistant to changing.
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It is not important to be better than someone else, but to be better than yesterday.
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I prayed like a man walking in a forest at night, feeling his way with his hands, at each step fearing to fall into pure bottomlessness forever. Prayer is like lying awake at night, afraid, with your head under the cover, hearing only the beating of your own heart.
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One of my dreams is to walk down the runway during Fashion Week!
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I walked in on my wife and the milkman, the first thing she says is "don't tell the butcher"!
