Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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I made a lot of money, and I want to give something back to my country.
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I have to make little movies. I have to sit and film.
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It's a tough transition really for theater actors to adjust to television or film, and all of these years later, I still have a tendency to play it too big.
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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I certainly used to wish that I was skinny, lighter-skinned, with long, pretty hair. But only because I used to get made fun of for being the absolute opposite. I didn't see all of that stuff as the American Dream. I just wanted to look normal. Now that I'm older, I really do feel like I am a beautiful girl.
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Solar power is clean, renewable and cost effective, but it also needs time to develop.
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With any character I have played, there's infinite possibilities for how they might behave, depending on who they are talking to or how they react to things.
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Catholicism played such a huge part in my life, I would not have survived without my faith.
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I'm getting rid of this idea that you want people to like you. I'm making decisions on what feels right to me. To act in a more carnal way. That's my challenge.
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I don't think I've ever been chatted up, and I don't think I've ever chatted anyone up. The Fresh Prince has the best chat-up lines.
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My parents weren't keen on the giving up of school at the beginning to go into singing and dancing, but once they saw I was serious about it, they gave support. I was quite stubborn about my decision, and in the end, they realised it was for the best.
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In a perfect world, I only act when I really want to. I don't do most of the stuff that is out there, but it's a joy and a pleasure to do anything that promotes this higher power - this light, if you will. I just think there aren't enough projects in the world that do that.
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When I feel like my body is exhausted, I focus on making my fifth Olympic team so I can push through it.
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Photography, painting or poetry – those are just extensions of me, how I perceive things; they are my way of communicating.
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I'm one of those fellows so frightened of driving that I go 80 miles an hour - and the more frightened I get, the faster I go.
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Like the rest of the city, LAX is coming of age.
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My dad is often horrified by what I've spent my money on.
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It's good just to laugh sometimes, and if it comes out of some truth, it's even stronger.
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When my father came out on stage wearing a big cowboy hat and a shirt lettered 'Bar Mitzvah Ranch' to sing 'Home on the Range' in Yiddish, it was his way of saying, 'I want to be an American.'
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Beauty stands and waits with gravity to start her death-defying leap
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Every time a significant discovery is being made one sets in motion a tremendous activity in laboratories and industrial enterprises throughout the world. It is like the ant who suddenly finds food and walks back to the anthill while sending out material called food attracting substance. The other ants follow the path immediately in order to benefit from the finding and continue to do so as long as the supply is rich.
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We should never remain hostages of our past.
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Did you know that according to legend, the guy who became Buddha decided to seek enlightenment the day he got a touch of gray? "Gray hairs," the would-be Buddha said, "are like angels sent by the god of death".
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
