Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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I made a lot of money, and I want to give something back to my country.
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I have to make little movies. I have to sit and film.
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It's a tough transition really for theater actors to adjust to television or film, and all of these years later, I still have a tendency to play it too big.
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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I certainly used to wish that I was skinny, lighter-skinned, with long, pretty hair. But only because I used to get made fun of for being the absolute opposite. I didn't see all of that stuff as the American Dream. I just wanted to look normal. Now that I'm older, I really do feel like I am a beautiful girl.
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Solar power is clean, renewable and cost effective, but it also needs time to develop.
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With any character I have played, there's infinite possibilities for how they might behave, depending on who they are talking to or how they react to things.
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Catholicism played such a huge part in my life, I would not have survived without my faith.
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I'm getting rid of this idea that you want people to like you. I'm making decisions on what feels right to me. To act in a more carnal way. That's my challenge.
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I don't think I've ever been chatted up, and I don't think I've ever chatted anyone up. The Fresh Prince has the best chat-up lines.
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My parents weren't keen on the giving up of school at the beginning to go into singing and dancing, but once they saw I was serious about it, they gave support. I was quite stubborn about my decision, and in the end, they realised it was for the best.
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In a perfect world, I only act when I really want to. I don't do most of the stuff that is out there, but it's a joy and a pleasure to do anything that promotes this higher power - this light, if you will. I just think there aren't enough projects in the world that do that.
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When I feel like my body is exhausted, I focus on making my fifth Olympic team so I can push through it.
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Photography, painting or poetry – those are just extensions of me, how I perceive things; they are my way of communicating.
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I'm one of those fellows so frightened of driving that I go 80 miles an hour - and the more frightened I get, the faster I go.
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Like the rest of the city, LAX is coming of age.
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My dad is often horrified by what I've spent my money on.
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It's good just to laugh sometimes, and if it comes out of some truth, it's even stronger.
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I really don't want to do anything that resembles stand-up comedy. But I will agree to say that I am doing it, and I will hope that people expect it to be that, so I can thwart those expectations.
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I don't think that Dreamworks would have signed me expecting to really mess around with whatever it is I do.
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Minimally invasive surgery is the way forward: the patient goes home the next day; there are fewer complications.
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My idea of the perfect exercise class is this: The teacher gives us all a hug and goes, “You did it! You showed up! Let’s lie down.” We all lie down and she’s like, “How is everybody feeling?” We’re like, “Great!” And the teacher’s like, “Great!” Then we all get to leave 20 minutes early.
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I get so much inspiration from my travels, but I also started an exercise where I write down so many words every week. Then I begin crossing them off. We create a grid of words and also images, but words for me are more ample because you can interpret them your own way.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
