Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
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I made a lot of money, and I want to give something back to my country.
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I have to make little movies. I have to sit and film.
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It's a tough transition really for theater actors to adjust to television or film, and all of these years later, I still have a tendency to play it too big.
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Then you had people who wanted to get into comedy just to get a TV deal.
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I certainly used to wish that I was skinny, lighter-skinned, with long, pretty hair. But only because I used to get made fun of for being the absolute opposite. I didn't see all of that stuff as the American Dream. I just wanted to look normal. Now that I'm older, I really do feel like I am a beautiful girl.
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Solar power is clean, renewable and cost effective, but it also needs time to develop.
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With any character I have played, there's infinite possibilities for how they might behave, depending on who they are talking to or how they react to things.
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Catholicism played such a huge part in my life, I would not have survived without my faith.
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I'm getting rid of this idea that you want people to like you. I'm making decisions on what feels right to me. To act in a more carnal way. That's my challenge.
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I don't think I've ever been chatted up, and I don't think I've ever chatted anyone up. The Fresh Prince has the best chat-up lines.
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In a perfect world, I only act when I really want to. I don't do most of the stuff that is out there, but it's a joy and a pleasure to do anything that promotes this higher power - this light, if you will. I just think there aren't enough projects in the world that do that.
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When I feel like my body is exhausted, I focus on making my fifth Olympic team so I can push through it.
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Photography, painting or poetry – those are just extensions of me, how I perceive things; they are my way of communicating.
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I'm one of those fellows so frightened of driving that I go 80 miles an hour - and the more frightened I get, the faster I go.
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Like the rest of the city, LAX is coming of age.
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My dad is often horrified by what I've spent my money on.
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Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough courses.
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What I am really curious about is the visuals of cinema... the form.
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There can be no darkness where I provide the light.
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And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sittingOn the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door.
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I'm not opposed to comics on the Internet. It's just not interesting to me.
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I respect people that find writing easy, because I have focus problems. I'll spend five days eating cereal and YouTubing and two hours writing the article.
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There's some songs you can cover, and I've covered and butchered a few, but you can't do them all.
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My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.
