Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

My cousin is gay, I always tell him that in our family tree, he's in the fruit section.

Jack Roy

• Family
• Gay
• Tree
• Cousin
• My Cousin
• Family Tree
• Fruit Section

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