Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.

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I hate competition.
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Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
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My childhood was appalling.
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If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
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As an artist, all I want is to be a part of good films.
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What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.