Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.
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I hate competition.
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My childhood was appalling.
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We are deeply conscious of the fact that our north and west must be developed.
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In my business investing, you are buying a stock, and someone else is selling the stock. Right there, that's like a debate. Is the stock going up, or is it going to go down?
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War is what happens when language fails.
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What a doctor I've got - he's really mixed up. Last week, he grabbed my knee and told me to cough. Then hit me in the balls with a hammer.
