Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
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I just think 'Broad City' - Comedy Central's answer to 'Girls' - is the best thing that's been put on television in years. It's amazing.
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No country should waste wireless spectrum. Especially not India, where the cellphone has become the personal computer.
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I did an 'Our Town' in San Diego in the seventies with amateurs that I can tear up just thinking about.
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I think the only way to maintain profitability is to meet the needs of the customers.
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When I really started liking music was when I could play some of it myself, and after a couple of years of playing folk music, I kinda rediscovered those hits that were on the radio all the time when I was a kid.
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Presidents are nice people. They're nice, fun-loving people who have great jobs.
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During the 2000 election, the current administration told our military, help is on the way. That is clearly not the case. The administration has failed to request the funds needed for the defense of this Nation. We must give the Army what it needs.
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When people make donations to non profits, they want to know that their money goes to good use.
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I love the novel because it's like a love affair. You can just fall into it and keep going, and you never know where it's going to take you.
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I'll back up anything my dad says.
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I think the attraction of 'American Idol' is about the basic human nature attitude that is, 'We can put you up there. But we can take you down.'
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Unfathomable mind, now beacon, now sea.
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Being nervous is not something you should be ashamed of. Nervous means you care, you really want to do well.
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I think a lot of ladies get quite scared about people like me, 'rock stars', and it can be hard to meet the right sort of person.
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A lot of cinema is about the game of authenticity - do you feel it's real?
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I feel like my mum is in heaven sharing a cup of tea with Lady Fate and plotting my life out like a chess game.
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I live for my children, so my number one rule is I won't go away from home for more than two weeks.
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We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show.
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If it's a broken part, replace it. If it's a broken arm then brace it. If it's a broken heart, then face it.
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'Why are we drinking Zima? It’s beyond irony. It’s not funny or anything. It’s just gross. Why not just serve us jugs of Hitler’s piss instead?''Drinking Zima is something Douglas Coupland would make a character do.''To what end?''It’d be a device that would allow him to locate the characters in time and a specific sort of culture.'
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A condition of youth, your own importance. The mark you'd make upon the world. But a man learns sooner or later. You take your little niche and make it your own. You ride out the time as best you can.
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All the great chefs I know - Thomas Keller, Jean-Georges Vongerichten - they are technicians first.
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I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going.
