Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.

Jack Roy

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• Night
• Girl
• WIld
• Bull
• Phone Number

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• I once dated a girl that was wild. She was so wild that one night she gave her phone number to the mechanical bull.

  

  Jack Roy
  • She
  • Night
  • Girl