Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
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I worked with the Neville Brothers for 40-some years on the highway, and up and down since I can remember - funk from New Orleans.
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For years, Judaism has been a sort of product put on the religious shelf, and on holidays, we would take it off the shelf and let seculars play with it for a bit. Now, Judaism is going back to being something that more closely touches everyone.
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I received free health care.
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Your goal in an online dating profile and in your first message to somebody is to strike up a conversation.
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I don't have a caustic sense of humor. What I find funny, that humor comes from a much gentler place.
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Carrie-Anne Moss is awesome. I am just going to put that out there.
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We began intercepting Japanese radio transmissions, which indicated the two forces were very close to each other. We found out later that we were moving in opposite directions and passed each other by 32 miles.
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We always hear from newspapers that while people understand the environmental challenge, they are unwilling to stomach the solutions. The trouble is, we only ever hear about the solutions from the media, and for whatever reason, they are almost always caricatured beyond recognition. If there's no appetite for green, it's not surprising.
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It's a complicated issue, and you can't boil it down in a tweet... two sentences cannot sum up the whole gun debate... The minute you try to talk about it honestly and openly, you get raked over the coals.
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I started off in comedy, but that's just where I got my work. I've always been an actor.
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I'm a bit of a Libertarian.
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He who is too busy doing good finds no time to be good.
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One may no more live in the world without picking up the moral prejudices of the world than one will be able to go to hell without perspiring.
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Society puts so much pressure on girls to look a certain way.
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Battles are won in the hearts of men.
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I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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Being in the industry, I've seen many situations where someone will get the call from the network where they say 'You guys have 5 episodes to wrap it up.' Then all your long-term story arcs gotta get wrapped up in five episodes because that's how many episodes you got left. I would hate to see that happen to 'Castle'.
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The notion of overnight stardom is really dangerous. For almost every person who has success in this business, there are years and years of hard work to get there. To have longevity, you really have to train, and you really have to work.
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To understand a man is really to be that man.
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Goals do not get stored in your voice message or email bin. They are not going to reach out from the world wide web and remind you they exist. As a result, our goals do not get the respect they deserve.
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Glass is the most magical of all materials. It transmits light in a special way.
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She's here with her girlfriend. She's half a man.
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The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare.
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A hooker once told me she had a headache.
