Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

Jack Roy

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• My wife had her drivers’ test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear.

  

  Jack Roy
  • She
  • Wife
  • My Wife