Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
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You are important enough to ask and you are blessed enough to receive back.
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When I first came out with my fans and the wind hit me, I almost took off.
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There is so much to do in my house, in every little corner. It's just like anybody, it's like one step at a time. I try to decorate one space and a pipe breaks or whatever - you know how it is.
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You must always do what you feel is right.
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In tennis, because of the way it's scored, I don't think that scoring one point out of luck is ever decisive in winning. But, of course, it depends on the moment.
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I wanted life to be episodic. I wanted to be a magazine photographer and I was willing to do what it took to become that.
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Some films shouldn't be remade.
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It is a most mortifying reflection for a man to consider what he has done, compared to what he might have done.
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I received a D.Sc. from the University of London in 1992.
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I just always wanted to be left alone to go into a creative space.
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I find that you learn from others. It's very much about watching TV and watching movies for me and grasping that way and watching other people act.
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But, look, Washington is a town that creates myths for its own existence and its own amusement, and I was a subject of myth, sort of like Grendel in Beowulf - you know, not seen very often but often talked about.
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I would abolish the federal Department of Education and very quickly. People don't realize that the federal Department of Education gives each state 11 cents out of every school dollar that every state spends. But it comes with 15 cents worth of strings attached.
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As an actor, I have casting issues. I'm a minority. I don't have trouble making a living, but as far as being on the food chain of the pecking order of actors, I'm not at the top of it. With the jobs that I do, there are always control issues with directors and producers.
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Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of human freedoms - to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one's own way.
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Many people dream about being an entrepreneur, starting their own business, working for themselves, and living the good life. Very few, however, will actually take the plunge and put everything they've got into being their own boss.
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My dad showed me loads of films when I was young, but I never thought I would be in movies. That didn't seem like a real job to me.
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I'm a big fan of all those singing competition shows.
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Whenever I get negative comments on Twitter, it's always from girls - often ones who are trying to make it in the media. I don't understand why we can't put that energy into uniting and supporting each other instead.
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Commitments are one of the worst things to have in the music business. They're very annoying.
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If I'm going to fly for more than twenty feet it's generally a good idea to get a stunt guy.
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I thought it's very funny that I ended up as a voiceover guy because when I started out as an actor, I had a very strong Long Island accent.
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People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.
