Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

Jack Roy

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• People ask if I can get it up in the morning. I tell them are you kidding I'm envious of a stiff wind.

  

  Jack Roy
  • People
  • Up
  • Morning