Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
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I am tired of women playing action heroes like men, because they are not men. But sometimes they are written like men.
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Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
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When what we are is what we want to be, that's happiness.
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There's not a liberal America and a conservative America - there's the United States of America.
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Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same.
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If you keep on saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet.
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Music was your real passion, this thing you held dear even above family. It was this relationship that never betrayed you. Once it became your job - this thing that was highly visible, this thing that became about commerce - that's when you were holding onto music like it was a palm tree in a hurricane.
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All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'
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If you're a writer, write. You just keep writing. And if you're a filmmaker, you keep doing what you can to keep telling your stories; you don't stay on the one. Keep moving forward and doing what you can to tell whatever story you can tell, be it via writing, be it via filming it.
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I'm constantly complimented for my voice, even by random people at the airport!
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I love young men, lots of them, your ancient masculine double standard.
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You've got to play every game until it's over. Baseball is a funny game, so you never know what's going to happen.
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I owe everything to France.
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Yidaki didgeridoo has been used in every part of Australian regional culture, all around the country. It's become a message stick for the survival of those people, for aboriginal people and aboriginal culture.
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The guys in my band are good friends on and off the stage. The band members that I have now is probably the best band that I have ever had.
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I don't think rock 'n' roll is necessarily a young man's game.
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Any chance to get out and play live for some people and get out of the studio is nice.
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Age, like distance lends a double charm.
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We can never, ever say it enough: every woman - especially every young woman-has to take charge of her health... and do what's right for her!
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You can do anything your heart can imagine.
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Early impressions are like glimpses seen through the window by night when lightning is about.
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I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
