Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.

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I am tired of women playing action heroes like men, because they are not men. But sometimes they are written like men.
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Life consists in what a man is thinking of all day.
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When what we are is what we want to be, that's happiness.
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There's not a liberal America and a conservative America - there's the United States of America.
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Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same.
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If you keep on saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet.
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Music was your real passion, this thing you held dear even above family. It was this relationship that never betrayed you. Once it became your job - this thing that was highly visible, this thing that became about commerce - that's when you were holding onto music like it was a palm tree in a hurricane.
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All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'
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If you're a writer, write. You just keep writing. And if you're a filmmaker, you keep doing what you can to keep telling your stories; you don't stay on the one. Keep moving forward and doing what you can to tell whatever story you can tell, be it via writing, be it via filming it.
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I'm constantly complimented for my voice, even by random people at the airport!
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I love young men, lots of them, your ancient masculine double standard.
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You've got to play every game until it's over. Baseball is a funny game, so you never know what's going to happen.
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I owe everything to France.
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The guys in my band are good friends on and off the stage. The band members that I have now is probably the best band that I have ever had.
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I don't think rock 'n' roll is necessarily a young man's game.
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Age, like distance lends a double charm.
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Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don't quit until you reach it. Never quit.
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Just so people know, the Silverlake Conservatory of Music is not at all about celebrity or fame or being a star. It's an academic music school.
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My telephone manners were, well, offensive to some. As I lugged my cell around, yammering away, I noticed cold stares from passersby who viewed me as a kind of techno-terrorist, or at least incredibly rude.
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What people adore about superhero movies is the signal quality of the Christopher Nolan films - their complete lack of irony when it comes to the portrayal of heroism and the need for heroes to confront evil.
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Love your job, stay punctual, and appreciate everything!
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Cheating on a good woman is like choosing trash over treasure.
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I think one thing we share with my wife is a complete bottomless disdain for Bill Clinton.
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I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.