Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.

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• There's not a liberal America and a conservative America - there's the United States of America.

  

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• Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same.

  

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• If you keep on saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet.

  

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• Music was your real passion, this thing you held dear even above family. It was this relationship that never betrayed you. Once it became your job - this thing that was highly visible, this thing that became about commerce - that's when you were holding onto music like it was a palm tree in a hurricane.

  

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• All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'

  

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• If you're a writer, write. You just keep writing. And if you're a filmmaker, you keep doing what you can to keep telling your stories; you don't stay on the one. Keep moving forward and doing what you can to tell whatever story you can tell, be it via writing, be it via filming it.

  

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• I'm constantly complimented for my voice, even by random people at the airport!

  

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• I love young men, lots of them, your ancient masculine double standard.

  

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• You've got to play every game until it's over. Baseball is a funny game, so you never know what's going to happen.

  

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• I owe everything to France.

  

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• The guys in my band are good friends on and off the stage. The band members that I have now is probably the best band that I have ever had.

  

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• I don't think rock 'n' roll is necessarily a young man's game.

  

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• Age, like distance lends a double charm.

  

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• Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don't quit until you reach it. Never quit.

  

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• I hate sets. I've always hated sets. I think that if you have a dining room set, break it up!

  

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• The whole question of God and what God is, and whether it's a blond guy with a beard, I don't know... I don't know that. Do I believe that there's something greater at work than the sum of humanity? Yeah, I think so.

  

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• For my diet, I choose mostly organic. But in general, I am a big believer in trying to strike a balance with everything.

  

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• I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Wife
  • I Think
  • Window