Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.

Jack Roy

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• I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Wife
  • I Think
  • Window