Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
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I am tired of women playing action heroes like men, because they are not men. But sometimes they are written like men.
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There's not a liberal America and a conservative America - there's the United States of America.
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Nature is a mutable cloud which is always and never the same.
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If you keep on saying things are going to be bad, you have a good chance of being a prophet.
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Music was your real passion, this thing you held dear even above family. It was this relationship that never betrayed you. Once it became your job - this thing that was highly visible, this thing that became about commerce - that's when you were holding onto music like it was a palm tree in a hurricane.
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All my friends are like, 'Can you be on my side in the zombie apocalypse?' and I'm like, 'I got this.'
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If you're a writer, write. You just keep writing. And if you're a filmmaker, you keep doing what you can to keep telling your stories; you don't stay on the one. Keep moving forward and doing what you can to tell whatever story you can tell, be it via writing, be it via filming it.
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I'm constantly complimented for my voice, even by random people at the airport!
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I love young men, lots of them, your ancient masculine double standard.
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You've got to play every game until it's over. Baseball is a funny game, so you never know what's going to happen.
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I owe everything to France.
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The guys in my band are good friends on and off the stage. The band members that I have now is probably the best band that I have ever had.
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I don't think rock 'n' roll is necessarily a young man's game.
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Age, like distance lends a double charm.
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Never quit. It is the easiest cop-out in the world. Set a goal and don't quit until you attain it. When you do attain it, set another goal, and don't quit until you reach it. Never quit.
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Just so people know, the Silverlake Conservatory of Music is not at all about celebrity or fame or being a star. It's an academic music school.
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My telephone manners were, well, offensive to some. As I lugged my cell around, yammering away, I noticed cold stares from passersby who viewed me as a kind of techno-terrorist, or at least incredibly rude.
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Chemotherapy isn't easy. I felt very fortunate I wouldn't have to go through that.
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Once you acknowledge that human brains are basically made of atoms and acknowledge that atoms are governed by simple laws of physics, then there is no reasoning principle why computers couldn't do anything that people are doing, and we don't really see any evidence that this is not the case.
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Clean living is the cardinal principle in the lives of the world's greatest athletes, as the phenomenal performances of these outstanding characters will obviously show.
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Revolutions just spread blood. Evolution - this is something that changes in the long term.
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I think my wife is cheating on me, the only thing the parrot knows how to say is, quick out the window.
