Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes
And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
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To be honest, proper recognition has only come from the fans. I don't want to be hard, and I don't want to be negative, but I want to be honest.
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Let us remember we are all part of one American family. We are united in common values, and that includes belief in equality under the law, basic respect for public order, and the right of peaceful protest.
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Well, the crazy thing for me is I think out of anything that's happened in the last year, all the success, people always ask what do you guys do with the money? I don't think they realize we're not really making any money.
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For the most part, I don't have a Facebook page; I don't Twitter.
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You've really got to start hitting the books because it's no joke out here.
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When I was little, we had a Golden Book that had all these Disney characters in one portrait on the first page. My dad used to read from it every night. We'd play this game of find Pluto or find Donald Duck. He'd read us stories and do all the voices. Those are great memories.
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I'm really into Greek yogurt, fruit and almonds. Those are my 'go-to' snacks.
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Honesty is something you can't wear out.
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You can't be around Oprah and not have her influence you, and I don't mean that because she's doling out the free advice. I mean it because she is someone that leads with truth and follows her heart. She's a force.
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Cherish that which is within you, and shut off that which is without; for much knowledge is a curse.
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Russia is an amazing country to be an entrepreneur.
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To be honest, if it wasn't for my daughter, I don't think I would have gotten out of the situation that I was in before 'Idol' because I am a domestic violence survivor.
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If you tell the truth you get into trouble, and that's why politicians are extremely dull.
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Being funny with a funny voice is more my comfort zone, a broader character that I try to humanize, a kind of silly or wacky persona that I try to fill in.
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Silk Road to Ruin has all the analysis and it's structured very well. I rely on my notes more and I use direct quotes. But there's nothing like writing about it right away.
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I'm excellent at losing weight, but I've never been excellent at maintenance. I have some better days than others in terms of being hypervigilant, but with maintenance you don't know if you've been good at it until you're done.
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The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
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I think Mickey Gall's going to be really good.
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It is one thing to say that there is a constitutional right to keep a gun at home for protection. It is quite another to say there is a constitutional right to bring a hidden gun into a daycare center.
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People hate us for showing stuff, and they hate us when we say, 'Fine, we won't show it anymore.'
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I think it is unwise to shut down the government.
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Watching a whole cluster of friends, and my own mother, die over quite a short space of time convinced me that purely materialist 'explanations' for our mysterious human existence simply won't do - on an intellectual level.
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You don't really know when the last time you're going to do something is; the middle can often be a bit blurry. Firsts are very potent.
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And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!
