Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!

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• And my girlfriend, she's FAT! How fat? She's so fat she wears two watches-one for each time zone!

  

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