Jack Roy (Rodney Dangerfield) Quotes

When I go to a nude beach, I always take a ruler, just in case I have to prove something.

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• No foreigner has a place asking another people, another country, to change their constitution.

  

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• You win some, lose some, and wreck some.

  

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• So, I'm on 'Sesame Street,' walking around with all these monsters, Elmo and his buddies, a whole bunch of chickens, a whole bunch of penguins and a number four dancing about. It was just pure joy, simple, ridiculous fun, stupid joy. There's no irony. 'Sesame Street' is just a crazy great place to be.

  

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• In the spring of 1936, I was introduced by friends to Jean Tatlock. In the autumn, I began to court her. We were at least twice close enough to marriage to think of ourselves as engaged.

  

  J. Robert Oppenheimer
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• I have always considered it as treason against the great republic of human nature, to make any man's virtues the means of deceiving him.

  

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• People often ask me whether I believe in God. I haven't seen God. But I think that one's beliefs are one's God - and, in those terms, yes, God is there.

  

  Kapil Dev
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• Foreign politicians don't have resources - or limited resources. It's useless dealing with them.

  

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• What is the future of the woman's movement? How in the hell do I know? I don't run it.

  

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• Social Security is too vital to be lumped into backroom budget talks where the views of ordinary Americans risk going unheard.

  

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• There are staples to my show. I have to be conscious about switching things up because I know people who saw me last year will say, 'He did that last time.' But if certain things work, they work.

  

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• Shakespeare is a wonderful language to speak, but it's also a world to get your mind into thematically.

  

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• I walk my dog at dawn because I don't like people to be around.

  

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• Only people who have been allowed to practise freedom can have the grown-up look in their eyes.

  

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• Never put a sock in a toaster.

  

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• There was no Groundlings or Upright Citizens Brigade where I was from. Looking back on it, I was trying to do sketch comedy in my stand-up, which is still kind of what I am doing now. To go full-circle here, it's kind of like one-man sketch.

  

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• Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.

  

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• We are committed and if we succeed we'll succeed magnificently, and if we fail it will be a magnificent failure. The magnificence is important.

  

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• We must prepare the ground for creativity. And if this also gives rise later to success in the economic sense, success in terms of Euros and Cents, this will by no means reduce my joy.

  

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• I had an apartment on Long Beach Blvd and San Vicente in Long Beach, California. That was the apartment I done 'Regulate' in. I had all my equipment set up in the bedroom, a vocal booth in the bathroom and in the closet, and that's where we created it. I had an MPC 60, a Numark mixer, and a Technics 1200, and a ton of records.

  

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• I enjoy art, architecture, museums, churches and temples; anything that gives me insight into the history and soul of the place I'm in. I can also be a beach bum - I like to laze in the shade of a palm tree with a good book or float in a warm sea at sundown.

  

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• You don't know who to believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He said all men were created equal. He never went to a nude beach.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Believe
  • Men
  • Beach

• When I go to a nude beach, I always take a ruler, just in case I have to prove something.

  

  Jack Roy
  • Beach
  • Prove
  • Ruler