Garry Shandling Quotes
I watch the news, which is its own reality show. I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I love it because it's funny and because I realize that I'm happier than Larry David.Garry Shandling
Quotes to Explore
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I was lucky enough to go home and raise our babies.
Garth Brooks -
I think I felt compelled in a way because if I hadn't written the part, I never would have been offered the part. There are at least 10 guys who would have been offered the part before me.
Zach Braff -
I just heard the latest joke about my hair: 'Do you know what that is on her head? It's a steering wheel to drive the state.'
Yulia Tymoshenko -
I'm less crazy and unhappy when I'm writing.
Paolo Bacigalupi -
There is no necessity to separate the monarch from the mob; all authority is equally bad.
Oscar Wilde -
My number one thing is to recycle everything from newspaper to aluminum cans, and I even use a canvas bag instead of the plastic ones when I go to the grocery store.
Maiara Walsh
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I am not in politics to make more money.
Nandan Nilekani -
I am interested in the way that we look at a given landscape and take possession of it in our blood and brain. None of us lives apart from the land entirely; such an isolation is unimaginable.
N. Scott Momaday -
Salaries and wages must reflect the reality of the enterprise's economic performance; deviations from the planned performance should be reflected in pay.
Samora Machel -
Whenever I walk out on a stage, I'm begging for affection.
Eartha Kitt -
You cannot force a state to be demilitarized. Even if a state enters a treaty where it commits to be demilitarized, there's no way to reverse statehood if it violates it.
Naftali Bennett -
I got done writing Ports of Call and suddenly realized I have far too much material for the book.
Jack Vance
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I had seen some films made about the underground music world in Tehran, and most of them were short documentaries about 30 or 40 minutes long. And I always wondered why they weren't publicized more. Really, their only flaw was they were short documentaries.
Bahman Ghobadi -
The first time that I ever saw Babe Ruth was in the Boston Red Sox clubhouse.
Waite Hoyt -
I've never hidden the fact that I'm Jamaican; I will never disown my roots or influences.
OMI -
To become the best comedian, I must be well-rounded.
T. J. Miller -
I am a scientist. Mine is a professional world that achieves great things for humanity.
Randy Schekman -
Whether it's threats to Medicare, cuts in education spending, or Internet privacy, the ramifications got young people out to vote and should be enough to keep them involved in our political system.
Patrick Murphy
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You can be sincere and still be stupid.
Charles Kettering -
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows.
Tommy Cooper -
My favorite writers are all Jews - David, Solomon, Matthew, Mark - well, you get the picture.
Zig Ziglar -
I've just seen that there is a really amazing perspective that we're missing by not having more women directing.
David Oyelowo -
There's nothing that annoys me more than people being horrible to my mates.
Louis Tomlinson One Direction -
I watch the news, which is its own reality show. I love 'Curb Your Enthusiasm.' I love it because it's funny and because I realize that I'm happier than Larry David.
Garry Shandling