Dane Cook Quotes
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
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The second I met Zac, I thought he was a really cool guy. It's hard not to have chemistry with someone who is so attractive.
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It's just about keeping people who are close to me, near. It's important to have people around who love themselves, are true to themselves, who have their own hobbies and their world doesn't revolve around Hollywood.
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In the long winter evenings he talked to Ma about the Western country. In the West the land was level, and there were no trees. The grass grew thick and high.
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I first read science fiction in the old British Chum annual when I was about 12 years old.
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Among the reasons Donald Trump is president is that he read the nation and the world better than his rivals.
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Some people say I chastise the Republican Party too much.
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Considering all the legal hassle child stars can be, I won't be surprised when they are phased out by CGI children voiced by adult actors.
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In 1953, Mom and Dad, living in Toronto, discovered, to their shock, that Mom was expecting. I was born in June 1954. My parents, thrilled, showered me with love.
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It was my mother's idea. Her feeling was that I didn't have the intelligence to pick a trade myself.
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I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap.
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I've had grand pianos that are more expensive than, like, a year's worth of rent.
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The diverse sound of my music makes it a good fit for that demographic.
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I always wanted pink hair.
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Things derive their being and nature by mutual dependence and are nothing in themselves.
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There's the wonder of being able to do research from your own living room, of course. I do find that my biggest research issue, though, is how to frame my questions.
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Could you say 'senator' instead of 'ma'am? It's just a thing. I worked so hard to get that title. I'd appreciate it.
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We could hang around for ten years and nobody would care enough to identify us. Therein lies the horror.
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I think it was one of the better meetings that I've had with those guys, because I was honestly able to say everything I wanted to say, and I pretty much aired out the dirty laundry. So from that point on, I thought all of that was behind us.
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I'm not afraid to die - it's just that I had so much left to do in this world.
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I know, I know the world wants love. I know that the fans want love on the air. Of course they do. They want love on the air as they want love in pictures, in the theatre, in novels and poems. And I want to give them love on the air - but not cheap love, not a low - class type of love.
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I believe that we are a result of our past.
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When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
