Whitney Cummings Quotes
I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and have the most amazing friends. But, I am mostly thankful for Spanx.
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Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.
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I like men who paint or write or do something creative.
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I remember taking my mom and dad to the premiere of 'The Inbetweeners Movie' and being really nervous. My mom was like, 'Laura, don't worry: I've watched all of the first series of the TV show, so I understand what this is going to be like.'
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Are creeds such simple things like the clothes which a man can change at will and put on at will? Creeds are such for which people live for ages and ages.
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I love this country very much, and I'm proud to live here, but I think our current administration is extreme. These are not merely conservative people, these are extreme right-wing people.
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I am busier now than I ever imagined I would be, but I feel blessed in that I have found what I am supposed to be doing with my life. It's wonderful to tell stories and have people listen to them.
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I work grief and sadness out of my body when I dance, and I bring in joy and rhythm.
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Be fond of the man who jests at his scars, if you like; but never believe he is being on the level with you.
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Do not share your inventions with many; share them only with the few who understand and love the sciences.
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I love fast food, but you have to try to eat healthy.
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One thing my family has shown me is that having a sense of humor is everything.
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I don't get tired of my work because you can't get tired of something you love and enjoy! But, having said that, I wish to get a break of four to five days, or at least three days, switch off my cell phone, and do what I want to.
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Events are not a matter of chance.
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Although skin color is undoubtedly the most salient signal of racial identity in America, other actual or imagined bodily features have also been seen as distinctive markers of Negritude. These include the shapes of heads, feet, lips, and noses as well as the texture of hair.
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I am a classic 'Star Trek' fanatic.
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I like geography. I could tell you the capital of any country you want.
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Nature and books belong to the eyes that see them.
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As beautiful as simplicity is, it can become a tradition that stands in the way of exploration.
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Unless India stands up to the world, no one will respect us. In this world, fear has no place. Only strength respects strength.
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When a society is stressed, when it comes up against things that are hard to understand, you get a lot of delusional thinking.
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When I do have free time, I spend it with friends, or I spend it at home writing or making something.
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Every man has some reminiscences which he would not tell to everyone, but only to his friends.
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I'm very heterosexual, so dating women is something I'm not ashamed of. But my love life is not as exciting as it is reported to be.
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I have so much to be thankful for. I work with the most amazing people, get to make people laugh for a living and have the most amazing friends. But, I am mostly thankful for Spanx.
