Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I don't pretend to be anything but an actor and a writer.
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Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt.
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Our goal definitely isn't to sell Stripe.
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If gender is on a spectrum, where one finds oneself is completely unique.
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It's hardly even noticeable that so many artists, designers and architects live here. It isn't reflected in the cityscape or in the museums. Many of the artists, for example, exhibit around the world, just not in Berlin.
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I was with the CIA for only three years. I worked in the Directorate of Operations, which is now called the National Clandestine Service. It's the part of the organization where the spies live. I didn't have much experience beyond the training.
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I am upset and completely disappointed in the government, the millionaires and billionaires in the U.S. See what's happening to the country? Look at all the health problems, the economy, the recession and crime.
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It's cool having a little bit of money to do your thing.
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In black Africa, one does not strike, one does not express, one walks right.
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Negativity spreads faster than any Justin Bieber song.
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We have taken a giant step forward in correcting some of the misconceptions people have about the church. I think that we've made a lot of friends.
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What I'll take credit for is finding visionary people in the company, or bringing them in, and then empowering them to help me.
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'Let us leave tomorrow’s trouble for the One who bore our troubles on the cross.'
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I received your letter of June 10th. I have never talked to a Jesuit priest in my life and I am astonished by the audacity to tell such lies about me. From the viewpoint of a Jesuit priest I am, of course, and have always been an atheist.
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Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!
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There are many great fighters in the UFC; some of my favorites are Rodrigo Nogueira, Lyoto Machida, and B. J. Penn, but aside from these guys, the UFC has many great fighters in every division.
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It is a good idea to be alone in a garden at dawn or dark so that all its shy presences may haunt you and possess you in a reverie of suspended thought.
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In the 1940s, traveling for an African was a complicated process. All Africans over the age of sixteen were compelled to carry 'Native passes' issued by the Native Affairs Department and were required to show that pass to any white policeman, civil servant, or employer. Failure to do so could mean arrest, trial, a jail sentence or fine.
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Songwriting is kind of like a craft. It's not something that just comes in a dream. You've got to work at it.
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Full House gave me Tourette's. We would be on the set, and, action! 'Okay, Michelle, you can't have a horse in the house-' and, cut! 'Cock shit fuck!'
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It is misleading to imagine that we are developed in spite of our circumstances, for we are developed because of them. It is mastery in circumstances that is needed, not mastery over them.
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Bosnia is a country of hatred and fear.
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The beginning of wisdom is the knowledge of folly.
