Norm MacDonald Quotes
I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.

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I'm a Nietzschean scholar. I've read an immense amount about nihilism and existentialism.
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Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
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I grew up watching 'Raging Bull.'
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I've made a decision and now I must face the consequences.
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I have no problem being mainstream. I grew up in the '90s when the mainstream was amazing.
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Growing up in Australia, space exploration wasn't something I was too aware of.
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I have to admit I can be pretty high strung and tightly wound.
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I wanted to wear a uniform when I was in high school, but I couldn't. I was like, 'It would be so much easier!'
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Our greatest glory is not in never failing, but in rising up every time we fail.
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I've been writing for a long time, and I've loved comic books for a long time - forever - but I had to learn how to write in a different way to write sequential art for a graphic novel. It's been an interesting transition.
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It's really important that folks be able to speak out.
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I'm very obsessed with not being perfect.
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As China is the one nation with the size, population, ideology and power to contest the United States for hegemony in Asia, is war inevitable? Answer: No more inevitable than was war between Germany and Great Britain in 1914.
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I look above, and I knowI'll always be blessed with love.
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There are no innocent people in the Gaza Strip. Everyone has a connection to Hamas. Everyone receives a salary from Hamas. Those who are trying to challenge us at the border and breach it belong to Hamas’s military wing.
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Baby if you give me just one more try
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I can't just react on the strength of an email and three pages of synopsis, and say I'm going to take off for three months of my life.
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So this is promoting agriculture and rural prosperity in America. And, now, there’s a lot of words I won’t bother reading everything.
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Words are like butter Rolling off my lips Cut like a knife And now I'm sinking battleships.
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He leaned forward and opened his door, politely standing aside to let me by before following me in. There are some advantages to dating a guy from another era, I thought. Though I am a big believer in gender equality, chivalry scores high in my book.
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You learn on the job. When I was a young lawyer and got a case, I knew nothing about the subject. You start reading, you look for the philosophy behind it, and by the time you are actually in a court of law, you are a master.
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The student is to collect and evaluate facts. The facts are locked up in the patient.
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I generally have a real strong idea or a strong punchline, and I just try to get to it by rambling around, as I don't like to memorize words.