Norm MacDonald Quotes
I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
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Though a hundred crooked paths may conduct to a temporary success, the one plain and straight path of public and private virtue can alone lead to a pure and lasting fame and the blessings of posterity.
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We sometimes allow writers to publish their work without editing on io9.
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People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe what computers tell them.
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But men love abstract reasoning and neat systematization so much that they think nothing of distorting the truth, closing their eyes and ears to contrary evidence to preserve their logical constructions.
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Perfect good sense shuns all extremity, content to couple wisdom with sobriety.
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Those who hope to nurture genuine religiosity should first establish liberty.
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I've always liked diving into new things.
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Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous.
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I have great hope and faith, but it's a humanistic faith based in facts; you have to believe that facts exist. We can all arrive at the same facts if we engage in the process of experimentation, observation, and verification, which can solve more of the world's major problems than a debate over whether God does or doesn't exist.
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Being proposed to all is very nice and all that sort of thing, but it isn’t at all a happy thing when you have to see a poor fellow, whom you know loves you honestly, going away and looking all broken-hearted, and to know that, no matter what he may say at the moment, you are passing quite out if his life.
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There are too many 'creative writing' courses and seminars, in which young wirters are constantly being taught to rewrite the previous generation. They should be experimenting on their own. Every writer faces different problems which he must solve for himself.
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I don't seek, I find.
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I find my breath gets short, but it seldom gets longer as a man gets older. I take it as it comes, and make the most of it. That's the best way, ain't it?
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Men are always averse to enterprises in which they foresee difficulties.
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Why so much innuendo, draped like ivy to hide a cesspool, when everyone knew the cesspool was there?
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If you don't like carbon, if you want to be zero carbon, then you might as well shoot yourself, dry up and blow away because you are carbon.
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I wish I could write easily. I'm one of those guys who's visited by the muse when things are dire.
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I've always been very averse to innuendo, especially sexual. I find it cowardly or something.
