Norm MacDonald Quotes
In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
Quotes to Explore
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I've always thought that I'd make a pretty good police officer, except maybe for the danger part. I have a rare medical condition that makes it difficult for me to risk getting shot, so probably I'd have to be one of those officers who work in 'do not shoot' areas.
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I love the song 'Into the Night.' It's Roy Orbison meets David Lynch meets Iggy Pop on amphetamines. It has a punk edge that is not HIM, per se. It is super melodic and super '60s, and that is very new to me and it is a sense of achievement to me.
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Cryptocurrencies in general give us a stable medium through which we can communicate our information about values and prices in a way that no government mandarin can distort or usurp. For the predators who have used our central institutions to predate on the rest of humanity, it's a very bad development.
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I hang out all the time with kids and young scouts and I never meet kids who don't want adventure.
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I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.
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Parenting is tough.
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We must not stop speaking the truth to the radical parties because voters will follow those who speak the truth, and European politics will grow more radical, which is in nobody's interest.
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No matter who the prime minister is, incremental changes take place. The economy moves on.
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I was so overprotected, I used to think I was as delicate as people said I was.
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I'm not really massively into going out. I'm much more of a hibernator. It's nice to have people come to your house or go to someone's house, I think.
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Tennis is mostly mental. Of course, you must have a lot of physical skill, but you can't play tennis well and not be a good thinker. You win or lose the match before you even go out there.
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Civilization, to be worthy of the name, must afford other methods of settling human differences than those of blood letting.
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In the end, religion teaches us to value truth, justice and freedom.
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'The world? The world is not interested in us. Today, everything is possible, even the crematoria...'
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I personally don't feel the need to be radical for its own sake, but I probably couldn't if I tried anyway.
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In high school, I didn't date awesome dudes.
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America needs a commander in chief, not a global community organizer.
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It's just a goatee. That sounds kind of weird. A soul patch? I don't know how 'soul' it is.
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There has been a meeting and discussions are still in progress. The talks have been taking place between the two sides here and in the United States.
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In the sky there are always answers and explanations for everything: every pain, every suffering, joy and confusion.
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Loving people the way Jesus did, means living a life of constant interruptions. Bring it.
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When you start you're trying to achieve staying alive and getting home. If you can do both of those, then you stand a chance of breaking the record.
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I don't like to stop. I'm a big person who looks at where the hubs are because I hate changing planes.
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In estimating the adversities of life, we would seldom have much reason to complain of the evils we suffer, did we understand the dangers we daily escape.
