Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I like films to be complete in their written form.
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Let us not forget that the greatest composers were also the greatest thieves. They stole from everyone and everywhere.
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The 'We Have Overcome' generation has run out of intellectual creativity but refuses to leave the political stage.
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I had a Ford F-250. It was a big ol' farm truck, but it wasn't a rig. That's about the biggest I've ever driven. That's what I drove back and forth to high school. I was a poor guy, and it was a truck that my uncle owned and let me drive because I had no money.
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I'm reading today because of 'Encyclopedia Brown.'
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I could battle rap forever, but it's a joke to me.
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If God is not sending earthquakes, destroying economies and inflicting pain upon human beings, what is God doing? God works through people, calling them to help their neighbors in need. God comforts His people, walking with them even 'through the valley of the shadow of death.'
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I got lost but look what I found.
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I can't stand going out to one more dinner with some Mrs. So-and-So who might leave a million dollars to the Chicago Symphony Orchestra when she dies.
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We can only learn to know ourselves and do what we can - namely, surrender our will and fulfill God's will in us.
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When you or your loved ones escape repression, you often find yourself committed to ensuring that freedom prevails.
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My mother's the youngest of 10 children too, so we have sort of a special bond in that we know what that feels like. It's a strange spot to be in.
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When both parties are lying and they both know the other party's lying, it comes powerful close to being the same thing as telling the truth.
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I've worked for everything I have, but I want have everything that I worked for. I want to have what I can get.
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Politics is a game of compromise.
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To commit a successful murder must be very much like bringing off a conjuring trick.
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'Kepe from haire. Der fevreblau hast bifallen us.'
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I've always been a 'small goals' kind of guy.
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I told the guys that the team is going to double- and triple-team Kobe at the end. So he's not going to get the ball. Somebody else is going to have to step and make shots.
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I still have a temper, I suppose.
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It turns out chimps have the same genetic sequence as that family with the speech deficit.
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An atheist is a man who watches a Notre Dame - Southern Methodist University game and doesn't care who wins.
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To me, it's like we're already in the playoffs. Every game is important for our position. We can't relax at all.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
