Norm MacDonald Quotes
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I like films to be complete in their written form.
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I search for surprise in my architecture. A work of art should cause the emotion of newness.
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I shall have a beautiful dream tonight. I also wish everyone to have a beautiful dream.
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Let us not forget that the greatest composers were also the greatest thieves. They stole from everyone and everywhere.
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The 'We Have Overcome' generation has run out of intellectual creativity but refuses to leave the political stage.
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I had a Ford F-250. It was a big ol' farm truck, but it wasn't a rig. That's about the biggest I've ever driven. That's what I drove back and forth to high school. I was a poor guy, and it was a truck that my uncle owned and let me drive because I had no money.
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I'm reading today because of 'Encyclopedia Brown.'
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I could battle rap forever, but it's a joke to me.
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If God is not sending earthquakes, destroying economies and inflicting pain upon human beings, what is God doing? God works through people, calling them to help their neighbors in need. God comforts His people, walking with them even 'through the valley of the shadow of death.'
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I got lost but look what I found.
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I can't stand going out to one more dinner with some Mrs. So-and-So who might leave a million dollars to the Chicago Symphony Orchestra when she dies.
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Publishing magazines for yourself is not good business, man.
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We can only learn to know ourselves and do what we can - namely, surrender our will and fulfill God's will in us.
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I am all for everyone having a voice; I just don't think everyone has earned the microphone. And that's what the Internet has done.
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For many years, I hated nature. As a student, I refused to put a plant anywhere - a living plant, that is. Dead plants were OK.
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When you or your loved ones escape repression, you often find yourself committed to ensuring that freedom prevails.
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My mother's the youngest of 10 children too, so we have sort of a special bond in that we know what that feels like. It's a strange spot to be in.
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I think, especially when you're on TV, once you become associated with one genre or the other, it's near impossible to break into the other one, even if you have experience with both.
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Too much of a good thing can be taxing.
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Today, charting your own course isn't just more necessary than ever before. It's also much easier - and much more fun.
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I have had many anxieties for our commonwealth, principally occasioned by the depreciation of our money.
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I think that what went wrong with religion is the same thing that went wrong with politics. Is that it became too money based and too controlling. It's just a weakness that we human beings have for control - we want one thing and then we want more and then we want more.
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Young children need to develop good habits that will be useful to them the rest of their lives. It is important to keep the lessons age-appropriate. For example, when your children start earning allowances, that would be a good time to teach them how to put some money in the bank instead of spending it all.
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This would have been a great game to watch if we didn't have any money on it.
