Norm MacDonald Quotes
I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't; it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.Norm MacDonald
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We were talking about how old quarterbacks can't throw before 10 am... Practice starts too early for us. Wake me up in the middle of the night and I can throw. I can throw anytime.
Dan Marino -
A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace.
Ovid -
It is a profound and necessary truth that the deep things in science are not found because they are useful; they were found because it was possible to find them.
J. Robert Oppenheimer -
Beauty pageants work as a platform from where you can reach out to many.
Rakul Preet Singh -
After 'Heart Skips A Beat' hit No.1, I barely had a chance to celebrate 'cos it was straight over to the judges' houses for the 'Xtra Factor,' filming in Greece, L.A. and Spain.
Olly Murs -
I've always been excited by rotoscoping, the technique used in films like 'Waking Life,' which fuses animation with real-life emotion. It seemed like it was a process ripe for innovation.
Aaron Koblin
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I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my lesson.
Aaron Carter -
I am coming more and more to the conviction that the necessity of our geometry cannot be demonstrated, at least neither by, nor for, the human intellect.
Carl Friedrich Gauss -
I wear the national dress because it is the most natural and the most becoming for an Indian.
Mahatma Gandhi -
I've had to be tough my whole life.
Karen Handel -
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.
H. L. Mencken -
You've got to be realistic.
Patrick Rafter
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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Jackie Mason -
One believes others will do what he will do to himself.
Victor Hugo -
The Breton peasant is said to have a hard head. He is obstinate and resists outside pressure to alter his creed or his customs.
Sabine Baring-Gould -
It's a very hard and competitive business in which you have to fight every day in order to impose yourself.
Karolina Kurkova -
With my ministry of light, part of what I do is work on the California Alliance For Arts Education.
Sally Kirkland -
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.
Larry Wall
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Why is everyone concerned who’s a top and who’s a bottom, I’d just be happy to have a bunk bed.
Sanha Astro -
People see me high-fivin' and smiling on the court, and they don't think that's me. But it is. I just want to go out and be myself.
Magic Johnson -
I live in my own place - have never copied anyone even half, and at any master who lacks the grace - to laugh at himself - I laugh.
Friedrich Nietzsche -
You make me laugh and you’re likely to get everything you want.
Ian Bohen -
I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't; it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.
Norm MacDonald