Norm MacDonald Quotes
I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't; it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.Norm MacDonald
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We were talking about how old quarterbacks can't throw before 10 am... Practice starts too early for us. Wake me up in the middle of the night and I can throw. I can throw anytime.
Dan Marino -
A horse never runs so fast as when he has other horses to catch up and outpace.
Ovid -
It is a profound and necessary truth that the deep things in science are not found because they are useful; they were found because it was possible to find them.
J. Robert Oppenheimer -
Beauty pageants work as a platform from where you can reach out to many.
Rakul Preet Singh -
After 'Heart Skips A Beat' hit No.1, I barely had a chance to celebrate 'cos it was straight over to the judges' houses for the 'Xtra Factor,' filming in Greece, L.A. and Spain.
Olly Murs -
I've always been excited by rotoscoping, the technique used in films like 'Waking Life,' which fuses animation with real-life emotion. It seemed like it was a process ripe for innovation.
Aaron Koblin
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I've had my run in with trouble. Fortunately, you know, one slap on the hand is usually the last time for me... I learned my lesson.
Aaron Carter -
I am coming more and more to the conviction that the necessity of our geometry cannot be demonstrated, at least neither by, nor for, the human intellect.
Carl Friedrich Gauss -
I wear the national dress because it is the most natural and the most becoming for an Indian.
Mahatma Gandhi -
I've had to be tough my whole life.
Karen Handel -
I write in order to attain that feeling of tension relieved and function achieved which a cow enjoys on giving milk.
H. L. Mencken -
You've got to be realistic.
Patrick Rafter
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It is more profitable for your congressman to support the tobacco industry than your life.
Jackie Mason -
One believes others will do what he will do to himself.
Victor Hugo -
The Breton peasant is said to have a hard head. He is obstinate and resists outside pressure to alter his creed or his customs.
Sabine Baring-Gould -
It's a very hard and competitive business in which you have to fight every day in order to impose yourself.
Karolina Kurkova -
With my ministry of light, part of what I do is work on the California Alliance For Arts Education.
Sally Kirkland -
Doing linear scans over an associative array is like trying to club someone to death with a loaded Uzi.
Larry Wall
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McLaren was a risky project because they were completely new, but we are one team - we win and we lose together.
Fernando Alonso -
Real vision demands that we make tough choices. Real vision is responsible and it is paid for.
Michael F. Easley -
Writers have to be very careful and discerning because so much of the machine is out of their control.
Tamsin Greig -
I knew 'Bad Girls' attracts a younger audience, and it's vital to get oneself known to that audience because, unless they watch me in re-runs on 'U.K. Gold,' they won't know me from a hole in the ground.
Kate O'Mara -
There are some who speak well and write badly. For the place and the audience warm them, and draw from their minds more than they think of without that warmth.
Blaise Pascal -
I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't; it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.
Norm MacDonald