Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
Gabrielle Reece -
Like a child star whose fame fades as the years advance, many once-innovative companies become less so as they mature.
Gary Hamel -
A good writer is basically a story teller, not a scholar or a redeemer of mankind.
Isaac Bashevis Singer -
Intolerance betrays want of faith in one's cause.
Mahatma Gandhi -
I've known Bret Michaels forever.
Eddie Trunk -
I actually think I'm more of a turtle than Verne is. Where Verne is up on two legs and moving at full speed and doesn't pull his head into the shell very often, I in reality was five or ten minutes later to every recording session.
Garry Shandling
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There is no virtue in curiosity. In fact, it might be the most immoral desire a man can possess.
Yukio Mishima -
The happiest mortals on earth are ladies who have been bereaved by the loss of their husbands.
Elbert Hubbard -
Apart from cheese and tulips, the main product of the country is advocaat, a drink made from lawyers.
Alan Coren -
Our whole political machinery presupposes a people so fundamentally at one that they can safely afford to bicker.
Arthur Balfour -
While you have a future do not live too much in contemplation of your past: unless you are content to walk backward the mirror is a poor guide.
Ambrose Bierce -
It's become very popular in contemporary films to have the twist ending.
Bill Paxton
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I don't write historical novels but novels that wonder, 'And what if it happened in this way and not in this other one?'
Alvaro Enrigue -
I was such a geek in school.
Katherine Jenkins -
Being bridled, or yielding obediently to restraint, is necessary for our personal growth and progression.
James E. Faust -
These poor kids in Baghdad have no running water, no showers. They wipe with baby wipes. My heart goes out to them.
Robert James Ritchi -
There are certain people who react well in life-threatening situations, and our military and our law enforcement and our first responders tend to be those types of folks.
Dean Cain -
I've worked my butt off. That keeps my feet on the ground - I'm the same Luis Fonsi onstage and at home cooking an omelette in basketball shorts.
Luis Fonsi
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Ten minutes in a video store should convince any impartial observer that we live in a police state of consciousness, far more pervasive than the Nazis.
Peter Lamborn Wilson -
The contempt for law and the contempt for the human consequences of lawbreaking go from the bottom to the top of American society.
Margaret Mead -
Sometimes Americans don't quite get my sense of humor. My good ol' British sarcasm seems to go over their heads.
Lee Westwood -
My parents were very volatile but very loving. My father would get jealous if my mother looked at somebody. I used to be insanely jealous. It comes out of insecurity. It can come and go, but you get to the point in life where you don't have this raging jealousy and protectiveness about your world.
Felicity Kendal -
Jealousy seldom punishes with the severity it suffers.
Norm MacDonald