Norm MacDonald Quotes
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Sometimes the strength of motherhood is greater than natural laws.
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The challenge is how strange and different my voice sounds, so I have tried to sound like other people and tried to be something I wasn't. I have tried to be a soul singer because someone else thought that a good idea. Not because I did.
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On certain, delicate subjects, bringing in outsiders to talk about values is pertinent because pupils listen to them more attentively.
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Especially with the predators, one of the things that gets these programs going on a local level is for our land management agencies to build partnerships with surrounding communities and landowners.
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I am lucky to have three daughters who are completely different. I look at my daughters and I have different relationships with all three and there are parts of each personality that are very special.
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Traditional history appears to be the defacto recognition of every evil deed that failed to be stopped or eliminated.
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Faith begins where religious pretension ends.
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What is the definition of guts? Grace under pressure.
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Comedy is a live art, and the only way to record a comedy rock album is to do it live. The audience and their laughter is just as much a part of the album sound as our music. No retakes, no room for error.
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People ask me who he reminds me of. After this performance, he doesn't remind me of anybody.
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You can always forgive, you just can't really forget.
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You are Joseph the dreamer of dreams, dear Jude. And a tragic Don Quixote. And sometimes you are St. Stephen, who, while they were stoning him, could see Heaven opened. Oh, my poor friend and comrade, you'll suffer yet!
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Few people love with the violence they hate.
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Flattery succeeds best on minds previously occupied by conceit.
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All I ever wanted in my life was to be treated as an individual. I have succeeded, to some extent. At least I'm sure that in the Lord's eyes, I am an individual. I am not a "colored" person, or a "Negro" person, in God's eyes. I am just me! The Lord won't hold it against me that I'm colored because He made me that way! He thinks I am beautiful! And so do I, even with all my wrinkles! I am beautiful
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What is not grasped has all the chances to become real.
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But I won't work with the exact same crew film after film because I feel the work would get a little complacent.
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After graduation, I was floundering in L.A., doing stand-up comedy and working in a shoe store in the Valley.
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You have to stand up for what's right in life. Unless you do that... you're nothing.
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Either you can lie down or you can stand up and say, 'I'm going to be a man about it, go out and deal with the pain and help my team win.'
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Richard Pryor is my favorite stand-up ever.
