Mike Tyson Quotes
I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your a-. You know?
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I would happily have done any of the 'Bourne Identity' sequels. There are good sequels, but I'm not good at making them.
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Claiming to 'fight for small business' is often used as a political tool in Washington D.C., but it is actually the policies behind that battle cry that small firms care about.
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It's important to have people around who love themselves, are true to themselves, who have their own hobbies and their world doesn't revolve around Hollywood. I can always go to my family with any doubts or questions I may have.
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They're like a weird couple. If you were to personify the artichoke and the oyster, they would have a great date. They would totally get along.
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I shall strive not to be guilty of adding any fuel to the flames of hatred and passion which, if continued to be fed, promise to burn up whatever is left by the war of decent human feeling in Europe.
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I really like just super dry comedy.
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.
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I'm not interested in closure. Some people just have heart attacks and die, right? There's no closure.
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I've never wanted to do anything but be a newspaperman ever since I was 13.
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I am doing the mountain climbing to empower women.
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My greatest regret is selling my company.
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On matters of race, on matters of decency, baseball should lead the way.
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I mean, when you're a pioneer and you are at the forefront of an offensive, you're going to be the most optimistic person.
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In the beginning, there was silence. And out of the silence came the sound. The sound is not here.
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I am only 33, I've got a lot to do. This is the first half of my career. I'm looking forward to the future and I'm proud about the past.
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Never count on the crowd to take care of you.
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Investing in gold is one of the wisest decisions that you can make as an investor.
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If life isn't about human beings and living in harmony, then I don't know what it's about.
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Believe it or not, I'm a big fan of patchouli oil. I know it's not a universally liked fragrance. I usually combine it with other essential oils - I have many mixtures I like.
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In the case of the classic Western helicopter parent, it starts with Baby Einstein and reward charts for toilet training, and it never really ends, which is why colleges have to devote so many resources to teaching parents how to leave their kids alone.
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I don't want to be grotesque, but when you're 330 pounds, it's hard to wipe your a-. You know?
