Milton Berle Quotes
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
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Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.
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I am not retiring. Writers don't retire. Writers never stop writing.
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99.9% of plumbers make less than a quarter million dollars a year, and I'm going to give Joe a break whether he wants it or not.
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If you had a European prime minister who experienced what we've experienced it would be expected that he would retire or resign.
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Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees.
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I'm retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I'm actually doing it.
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I didn't retire, I became irrelevant - there is a big difference.
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I need to retire from retirement.
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What turned me on then, and turns me on even today - and when the time comes from me to retire from management I think I'd still be interested in it - is that everything that happens in the world affects the price of securities.
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I don't understand why James Bond has to be a man all the time. When Pierce Brosnan retires, why not one of us?
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I can understand wanting to have a million dollars but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it's the same hamburger.
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Retire into yourself as much as possible. Associate with people who are likely to improve you. Welcome those whom you are capable of improving. The process is a mutual one. People learn as they teach.
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It is time for me to chuck in the sponge. To retire from films and stage. The heart for it has gone out of me: it won't come back.
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When a jockey retires, he just becomes another little man
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We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.
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You don't retire from the movies. The movies retire you.
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I don't have to work. I suppose I should retire. But I enjoy working.
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I cannot even picture myself retiring. What would I do? I'll always be doing something, asking somebody questions, even if there weren't a book.
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The capacity of man himself is only revealed when, under stress and responsibility, he breaks through his educational shell, and he may then be a splendid surprise to himself no less than to this teachers.
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You can't win every game, so I've just got to get back to work and get better next week.
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The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
