Milton Berle Quotes
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
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Did you ever hear of a kid playing accountant - even if they wanted to be one?
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Writers don't retire. I will always be a writer.
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I am not retiring. Writers don't retire. Writers never stop writing.
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99.9% of plumbers make less than a quarter million dollars a year, and I'm going to give Joe a break whether he wants it or not.
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If you had a European prime minister who experienced what we've experienced it would be expected that he would retire or resign.
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Without alcohol I'd be richer by two million dollars that went to pay lawyer's fees.
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I'm retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I'm actually doing it.
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I didn't retire, I became irrelevant - there is a big difference.
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I need to retire from retirement.
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What turned me on then, and turns me on even today - and when the time comes from me to retire from management I think I'd still be interested in it - is that everything that happens in the world affects the price of securities.
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I don't understand why James Bond has to be a man all the time. When Pierce Brosnan retires, why not one of us?
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I can understand wanting to have a million dollars but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it's the same hamburger.
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Retire into yourself as much as possible. Associate with people who are likely to improve you. Welcome those whom you are capable of improving. The process is a mutual one. People learn as they teach.
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It is time for me to chuck in the sponge. To retire from films and stage. The heart for it has gone out of me: it won't come back.
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When a jockey retires, he just becomes another little man
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We spend our lives on the run: we get up by the clock, eat and sleep by the clock, get up again, go to work - and then we retire. And what do they give us? A bloody clock.
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You don't retire from the movies. The movies retire you.
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I don't have to work. I suppose I should retire. But I enjoy working.
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You have to decide when it is time to move on. I was dancing on Broadway for many years. Then everyone was either getting injured or retiring and I was dancing with younger dancers.
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Parkinson's is my toughest fight. No, it doesn't hurt. It's hard to explain. I'm being tested to see if I'll keep praying, to see if I'll keep my faith. All great people are tested by God.
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We were all off our faces on mushrooms when we recorded Plug In Baby... There was this big field next to the recording studio filled with them. So we ate them all. I don't know what we were doing, but we all ended up naked in a jacuzzi and I went deaf in one ear from falling asleep in the sauna...
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When you're at a public pool or in your friend's backyard, knowing that your kids can get in and out of the water and protect themselves can make all the difference in the world. Something as simple as being able to flip over and get to the ladder can save a life. You can start your kids in lessons as early as you want - it's never too soon.
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I wouldn't be a writer if I couldn't tell the truth.
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The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a million dollars. That's why he's retiring.
