Milton Berle Quotes
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I think I'm somebody who takes praise with a very big - probably too big - pinch of salt.
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Going to a party, for me, is as much a learning experience as, you know, sitting in a lecture.
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Dick Clark will be truly missed. We will carry on his legacy every New Year's Eve.
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Good-quality nuts, toasted in a little butter and salt, make a magical addition to many salads.
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Strange to see how a good dinner and feasting reconciles everybody.
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Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw.
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I just finished touring, and I'm on a detox thing. It's a heavy detox, so nothing in my belly except water, salt, and cayenne pepper.
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Year's end is neither an end nor a beginning but a going on, with all the wisdom that experience can instill in us.
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I think you have to take these numbers with a grain of salt, ... What this all means is really very hard to determine.
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Risk is the salt and sugar of life.
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Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.
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Salt is added to dried rose petals with the perfume and spices, when we store them away in covered jars, the summers of our past.
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You are the salt of the earth; but if salt has lost its taste, how can its saltiness be restored? It is no longer good for anything.
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Offensive linemen are like salt. Nobody ever remembers the brand they buy.
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How many times did the sun shine, how many times did the wind howl over the desolate tundras, over the bleak immensity of the Siberian taigas, over the brown deserts where the Earth’s salt shines, over the high peaks capped with silver, over the shivering jungles, over the undulating forests of the tropics! Day after day, through infinite time, the scenery has changed in imperceptible features. Let us smile at the illusion of eternity that appears in these things, and while so many temporary aspects fade away, let us listen to the ancient hymn, the spectacular song of the seas, that has saluted so many chains rising to the light.
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I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took him 20 minutes to pass the salt.
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A smart mother suggests that her child bring an apple to his teacher; a smarter mother suggests that he bring a couple of aspirins.
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I feel very peaceful.
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Wagner's philosophy had absolutely nothing to do with Bruckner. Bruckner hadn't written a single word against Jews. Wagner's book on the Jews was one of the most infamous books of the 19th century.
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People seldom learn from the mistakes of others-not because they deny the value of the past, but because they are faced with new problems.
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All adults who care about a baby will naturally be in competition for that baby.... Each adult wishes that he or she could do each job a bit more skillfully for the infant or small child than the other.
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I believe in growth - in myself and in the characters I create.
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Vaults and caskets are not the law; they are the policy of individual cemeteries. Vaults prevent the settling of the dirt around the body, thus making landscaping more uniform and cost effective. As an added bonus, vaults can be customized and sold at a markup. Faux marble? Bronze? Take your pick, family.
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I take New Years with a grain of salt and three aspirins.
