Milton Berle Quotes

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• That's what Kiss is all about - not just music, but entertainment, y'know? We're there to take you away from your problems, and rock and roll all night and party every day for those two hours you're at the concert.

  

  Ace Frehley Kiss
  • Music
  • Night
  • Party

• When I was in my teenage years, I went to sign up as a cadet entrant to the police force but was at the very last moment rejected, just as I was about to sign my name on the dotted line. I won't get into why that happened, but it was a moment where it could've been predetermined then that I was off to become a policeman.

  

  Ian Anderson
  • Up
  • Why
  • Moment

• A lot of what acting is paying attention.

  

  Nancy Reagan
  • Attention
  • Acting
  • Lot

• I think the Republican Party should be a pro-life party. I am pro-life. I do not apologize for that. On the flip side of that coin, the Republican Party has been big enough to allow pro-choice advocates to be heard.

  

  J. C. Watts
  • Party
  • Republican
  • Pro-life

• I was an umpire at little league softball games. I only lasted a few games because I wasn't one hundred percent clear on all the rules.

  

  Kate McKinnon
  • Games
  • Rules
  • Percent

• When you listen to radio and hear the same 20 or 25 songs, you start hunting down your CD's. Waylon Jennings' records were always around to listen to.

  

  Randy Houser
  • Start
  • Listen
  • Hunting

• Love is cheering and sharing and compassion and giving and receiving. Love is an action thing more than a word thing, that brings comfort or joy or relief to anyone or anything.

  

  Ziggy Marley
  • Love
  • Joy
  • Compassion

• My passion for ideas is not matched with a passion for partisan or electoral politics.

  

  Jack Kemp
  • Passion
  • Ideas
  • Politics

• None of us and none of the Arabs trust Israel.

  

  Bashar al-Assad
  • Trust
  • Israel
  • U.S.

• The world is a penal institution.

  

  Taylor Caldwell
  • World
  • Institution

• The stadium expansion is currently at the feasibility stage and has to go through that.

  

  David Gill

• We're working closely with the Saudi authorities to ensure the people who perpetrated these crimes are brought to justice.

  

  Jack Straw
  • People
  • Justice
  • Crimes

• Oh, God, give me grace for this day. Not for a lifetime, nor for next week, nor for tomorrow, just for this day. Direct my thoughts and bless them Direct my work and bless it. Direct the things I say and give them blessing, too. Direct and bless everything that I think and speak and do. So that for this one day, just this one day, I have the gift of grace that comes from your presence. . . .

  

  Marjorie Holmes
  • Work
  • God
  • Thoughts

• If you're considering going into student debt, I encourage you to seek the Lord's will through the reading and study of His Word, prayer, and the wise counsel of others before you make the decision to take out a loan.

  

  Randy Alcorn
  • Student
  • Debt
  • Considering

• Sin is its own punishment, devouring you from the inside.

  

  William P. Young
  • Sin
  • Punishment
  • Shack

• Coffee is a product favouring sociability, friendship, and conversation and it should always be consumed with someone else.

  

  Ernesto Illy
  • Friendship
  • Coffee
  • Conversation

• Democracy cannot exist as a permanent form of government. It can only exist until the voters discover they can vote themselves largesse out of the public treasure. From that moment on, the majority always votes for the candidate promising the most benefit from the public treasury, with the result that democracy always collapses over a loose fiscal policy, always to be followed by a dictatorship, and then a monarchy.

  

  Alexander Fraser Tytler
  • Moments
  • Democracy
  • Politics

• It's not business to consumer, it's not business to business, it's people to people...

  

  Brian Solis
  • People
  • Business
  • Consumer

• It's always too early to quit.

  

  Norman Vincent Peale
  • Always
  • Quit
  • Too Early

• Inviting people to laugh with you while you are laughing at yourself is a good thing to do. You may be a fool but you're the fool in charge.

  

  Carl Reiner
  • People
  • Good
  • May

• It's good to be able to deal with it [anger] somehow other than drinking, fighting, crashing cars, hitting your kid, your wife, your husband, your whatever. Paintbrushes, pens, movie cameras, guitars, microphones, typewriters -- these are good things. Weights. These are positive ways, good ways to deal with anger, frustration, alienation, rage. 'Cause all the other ways do nothing but hurt people.

  

  Henry Rollins Black Flag
  • Kids
  • Fighting
  • Hurt

• Wisdom comes with winters.

  

  Oscar Wilde
  • Wisdom
  • Winter
  • Comes

• If you hire relatives, you'll have a payroll that won't quit.

  

  Milton Berle
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